Granted but it was just spaghetti MASQUERADING as yarn.

I wish someone would grant my wish. D=

Granted but your island is destroyed the next day I wish I didn't have work in the morning

Granted but you're killed by a crazy mob.

I wish I could have a BEAUTIFUL WEDDING.

Granted but you still waste them on silly things life a new pair of socks. Tsk tsk.

I SERIOUSLY wish we typed faster or something so no late posts. XD They're messing me up

WISH FAIL. WISH FAIL.

I wish I could light matches with WATER.

Granted by you BURN!!!! XD

I wish I would eat piantas all the time WITHOUT blowingup

Wish granted but the color order got messed up so now anyone with OCD stares at them angrily. Weird when you're walking down the street past that psychologist's office.

.. Granted but now you're stalked by crazy people who want to cut your hair and have it for themselves/

I wish this grape lollipop was lemon instead.

Granted but the world with peace is Mars. Not so helpful on Earth. LATE Granted but I happen to love pandas so I kidnap you for my own.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

Granted but you get fat and can't model anymore

I wish I had a kitten.

Granted. But she's Mine. Give her back. Lystie needs his Lucy Loli Lolly.

I wish I could know if the boy I like likes me

Wish granted! He does but nothing will come out of it o-O

I wish I had more pain killers nums

granted, but they (s)elf destruct after 10 seconds.

i wish, i wish, i had a fish

'slaps you with a halibut'

Ninevites. Dirty fish slappers.

I wish I had my robe on.

Granted, but they're empty? O-o

I wish I had all the cookies in the world to feed my cookie monster c:

I'm confused D: GRANTED, But Peanut is peeing on your bed sheets again.

.... That's gross ...;_; why would you do that?! Dx

It was just a heads up D:

Mean.

I wish I had another Sprite Zero

Granted, but it fills your bladder, and there's a huuuuge line for the nearest bathroom...

I wish I were on a beach with a bunch of hot cabana boys!

Hm.... no wish to grant so..... I wish I had red hair.