granted, but you never see this wish come true because your head explodes after you wish ;[

I wish my crush fell in love with me.

Granted. But they turn out to be the mass murderer of all known records.

I wish I had a pony!

Granted! But the pony kills you...

I wish I could work at Charm City Cakes...

Granted! But your fired after two days because they thought you stole something you didn't. I wish I could get this interview >.<

Granted! But you find out the interview is really for a job in fish gutting :)

I wish I could marry my celebrity crush...

Granted, but your insane thoughts end up driving you to the point of suiside.

I wish I was awesome.

Granted, but you lose all your friends because they now think you're too good for them. (And it doesn't help that you got cocky.)

I wish I had a fruity cocktail right now.

Granted but it gets stolen right before you can have it.

I wish it would snow.

Wish granted, but it snows so much you freeze.

I wish I had some pizza.

granted, but it has garbage on it

i wish i could sleep in tomorrow

granted, but it eats you

i wish i had a calendar

Granted, but you have to wake up at 4 AM.

no wish?

i wish i was an inventor

{Nods head twice} Wish Granted!

But its only four months long because the world will end on April 1! hehheheheehee

I wish I had long eye lashes again!

granted, but one gets stuck in your eye and then you go blind

i wish that teleportation devices existed

{Nods Head Twice} Wish Granted But the side affects are severe memory loss, spine will liquify, and loss of hair.

I wish I could have a hamster!

granted, but it's a dead stuffed hamster

i wish it wasn't so cold outside

Granted, but it dies tomorrow.

I wish I was areal boy.

Granted. You now live inside an active volcano, and your furniture keeps getting swept away and consumed by the magma.

I wish I owned a yacht.