Granted but your book of life gets dropped in a puddle and now it won't stop raining.

I wish I had more brownie mix boxes in my pantry.

Granted, but unfortunately, they all got dry mold. Gross..

I wish I wasn't so awkward w/ boys. grr.

Granted, but now you are stalked 24/7 by weird guys who are even more awkward than you used to be.

So, BSD geeks ? I can live w/ that. ;)

Granted, but .... 'break'

I wish I could find my scrunchies I lost.

Granted but when you found them they were all broken I wish I had an umbrella.

Granted, but it's the one that I thought I could turn into a pool by sitting upside down in and filling w/ water when I was 5. needless to say, it didn't work, and i broke it.

I wish I hadn't broke that umbrella.

Granted but it then got you fried by lightning. I wish I was a vampire. RAWR

Granted but instead of feeding on people blood, you have to feed on moose blood, thus causing you to have to permanently move to Alaska so you have a steady source of prey.

I wish I had the willpower to get out of my chair to get a chocolate bar.

Granted, but unfortunately all that effort, your sister ate the last one. Brat.

I wish I knew Andrea Parker.

Granted but she hates you. I wish I had more courage.

Butbut. She will be my bride someday !

Granted, but you stole all mine and now I'm even more chicken than before. Man.

I wish I wasn't so chicken ?

Ahaha, my sister totally would eat the last chocolate bar.

Granted but instead of being chicken, you become idiotically reckless and put yourself into awkward situations quite a bit I wish I had a super-cool older brother.

late: Granted but he has a girlfriend who hates your guts. I wish I had a boyfriend.

LaTe AgAiN!: Granted but now your 72 I wish Dr Cullen was mine instead of esme's.

Granted but it dies in the unicorn vs. narwhal war.

I wish I was old to enough to get a part-time job.

Granted but all the clothes you buy go out of style the next day.

(I have a chocolate bar now. XD) I wish I could be the number one seller for my school's chocolate selling fundraiser.

Late: Granted but there's worms in it I wish I had a puppy

Granted, but your chocolate has laxatives in it and you get sued by four people.

I wish I had a pineapple. Right now.

Granted, but he falls in your toilet and drowns.

I wish my house was made of gay men.

Granted but it pees on the floor on the floor all the time LATE AGAIN AHA. Granted but they're all really pissy all the time and have an attitude. You fall asleep to the sounds of angry gay men. Oh dear. I wish we could all stop late posting. XD