Granted but its dead ^^ I wish I had my own swimming pool ^^

Wish granted, But it's filled with Lava.

I wish I had another kitty.

Granted but it gives you fleas ^^ I wish I had a cabin ^^

Granted, but bears live in it and eat you. I wish I'd get a new house.

Granted. There is world peace but the slave worms underground don't like the happiness above them. They attack and take over the earth. :x I wish for flying horses. P:

Granted. But you're now on dropping poop patrol. Enjoy.

I wish soemone would bring me some fries ot go w/ the burgers I'm going to make for supper.

Granted but someone got it out of the trash ^^ I wish I could breath under water ^^

Granted, but you're stuck in the middle of the desert, so it does no good.

I wish I could go to sleep right now(:

granted, but the alarm wakes you up right after you fall asleep

I wish I could go sledding down frost hill xD

Granted. But you do it drunk, and naked. And freeze your ass to the sled.

I wish I could tell this boy I still like him without things being awkward.

Granted, but after you tell him and you hook up again he gets hit in the head by a meatball and forgets who you are.

I wish I could read all day long

Thing is, we've never "hooked up". I may have messed things up. BUT ANYWAY.

Granted, but now it's an OCD compulsion where you constantly have to have a word in your line of sight. Gets weird when making out.

I wish the boy didn't live so far away either.

Granted, but he lives IN YOUR HOUSE. No, I don't know how, but he does. >.>

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Granted but someone smothered you in mustard and ate you two hours later.. I wish I could write my life in a book then live it out!

Granted but you go through permanent writer's block and you're stuck repeating the same day over and over again.

I wish I was the richest user on Subeta! EDIT:whoops, forgot to actually wish.

you made no wish. D:

Him living in my hosue would be ideal, actually.

Neither did you ;)

I wish I had more cherry cola.

Granted but it's flat.

I wish I could eat cashews without my mouth hurting after 5 minutes.

Granted. Mouth's fine, but your whole body breaks out in hives.

I wish I knew who was calling me ! (phone rang once, and no more.)

Granted but you found out it's the police and they're coming to arrest you. I wish my writers block would go away.. >.<