Granted but they eat all of your underwear.

I wish my laptop would charge properly

Granted but now your leg hurts.

I wish I had some coffee.

Granted, but you burn your mouth.

I wish I had a better paying job!

Granted, but you die on the job.

I wish I had a nightmare potion. =3=

Granted, but then you go to the pet zapper and it zaps it, and turns to dust I wish there was some chocolate in the house.

granted but the chocolate is really poisoned and everyone in your house that eats it dies i wish i had self confidence <hehe a harder one i think>

Granted but it instantly becomes moldy

I wish I was on a warm beach

Granted, and you get so good you grow gills, and can never leave the water again.

I wish it would stop snowing.(we have like 6 inches after only a day and a half.)

It stops snowing, but then it just starts raining for days and for nights, and you end up being flooded....

i wish it was not 2am... :O

Granted, but now it's 1 am.

I wish it was raining.

It did but you're stuck in the house with no electricity.

I wish that He would notice me.

Granted but he decides to stalk your every move.

I wish I had not wrecked my car in the median of a busy highway. [ps for those who care, my puppy seems to be getting much better, he is trying to scratch himself, and he is attempting to spin in lil circles like he did before the car hit him.]

Granted but you got stuck in a huge 3-hour long traffic jam.

I wish my dog would just go to the bathroom outside instead of on my floor.

Granted, but you get another dog that goes on your floor.

I wish I could have an off day.

Granted but you have to spend your off day in bed, sick.

I wish this bowl of mac-and-cheese on my desk was in my kitchen sink.

Granted, but the mac and cheese has been sitting out for a week and has grown mold.

I wish my friend would move back.

Granted but then an astroid randomly lands on your friend and their home. I wish I had a pint of creme brule ice cream to eat for free without anything wronge with it

Granted, but after eating the ice cream with nothing wrong with it, you find out something is wrong with you and you puke it all up. Yum.

I wish I had a free ticket to travel the world.

Granted, but then your plane crashes in the middle of the atlantic. I wish, I did a decent job on my English project, that way I can bumb my mark up, no thanks to my teacher.

Granted but you end up failing English so it dosen't matter. I wish I had a starfish.