Wish granted, but your boss fires you soon because of your laziness.

I wish I could travel around the world.

Wish granted but you'll spend the whole time cleaning the very lowest part of a ship.

I wish I was billionaire :O

granted but due to world war 3 money no longer has value, only toilet paper does!!!

I wish for world peace!

Granted. No more wars, everybody is gentle and kind, and with that, starvation is over, and Africa is going so well as Europe. Murders have fall to 0% ,and diseases like Ebola and Cancer are now over, because instead of studying weapons, scientists studied a heal for those diseases. Everything is like a dream, because 10 years ago we had a WWIII that killed 4 billion people, and cleared the world. And now we live under a severe dictatorship. Happy 2025!

I wish that we had Mars Chocolate at my country!

Granted, however keep in mind that after WWIII mars chocolate is literally that, chunks of brown rocks from mars. thank you scientific development + dictatorship :D

I wish life was easy!

Granted - but now you have no reason for hopes and dreams and life is super dull and boring

I wish I had some coffee right now

and how would that be different from my current state? XD

granted you now how mud in your mug... literally ;)

I wish I had a credit card with no limit AND no need to repay the amount I use on it and no interest!!!!

Granted. But you meet the man of your dreams but he only wants you for your money and eventually runs off with your credit card

I wish I never had to shave my legs again!!

granted, you now have a mermaid tail instead of legs, no shaving required.... gills not included!

I wish I had a red Ferrari car!

Granted! But you smash it up a tree in a fit of road rage!

I wish I had a mermaid tail!

granted, but a fisherman will capture you and cook you.

I wish I could find a new job!

Granted but you hate your new job even more than your old job.

Uh... I guess that the person above me forget to add a wish to the post, so I'm answering instead of .

Granted. Your new job is to be cat babysitter. You win 100$ per month, and have to work 24h/day 7days/week. You're almost a cat slave. But be happy - you finally found a job!

I wish I could cook without burning everything in the kitchen (including me)

Wish granted but cooking was the only thing your husband was better than you at and now he feels inferior and leaves you. :(

I wish I could dance

Wish granted, but the heels of your shoes broke off while you were dancing and you break both your legs.

I wish I owned every game console ever made.

Wish granted, but every game you purchase will be broken.

I wish I could marry the man of my dreams

Wish granted, but after your wedding you wake up realizing everything was a dream all along.

I wish I could be a billionaire.

Wish granted. You are now married to kanye west.

I wish I had ten more wishes.

Granted, but now you have more wishes that will go wrong!

I wish I can understand what my cats are saying!

Wish granted! All they do is insult you.

I wish I could own my own home.