You are qualified as a genius and taken to a secret government base for study, cut off from the entire world (INCLUDING THE INTERNET).

I wish that it would snow more.

granted, but now it never stops snowing

i wish I had a 3DS XL ;v;

Granted but Petz Fantasy 3D is super glued in the slot. I wish my cat wasn't such a little shit.

Granted, he's not a little shit, but smells like shit and no amount of washing him will make it stop.

I wish I could fall asleep before 5am.....

Granted but then you realize that you live in an alternate universe where time stands still so it'll forever be 5am.

I wish that I had excellent artistic skills

Granted, but all you are able to draw are pencils.

I wish I had a degree :P

Granted, but you will never get a job because everyone knows you got it just because you wished for it.

I wish I had a cat! :3 (Gamecube, gimme some of yours! xD)

Granted, but it tries to smother you every night when you sleep.

I wish I didn't have to clean.

Granted, but Mr. Clean gives you fifty lashes for being a lazy, disgusting pig (no offense :p)

I wish that I didn't have to travel over an hour to get to work.

Granted, now you don't have to travel at all, because you're fired.

I wish I had the motivation to finish gift wrapping.

Granted, but you have so much motivation to gift wrap that you cannot stop and now everything in your house has been beautifully gift wrapped, ribbons and all.

I wish I could grow my hair out faster

your hair becomes incredibly fast-growing. soon it fills your chair. then the room. then the house. miles and miles of tangled hair, too thick to be rapunzel. it's like SARAH CYNTHIA SYLVIA STOUT WOULD NOT TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT except with hair

i wish it would snow

Granted, but you're snowed in without power for a week. I wish I could buy cute clothing online that isn't obnoxiously expensive.

Granted, but all the clothes only fit on dolls. I wish I had longer hair

granted , but your hair gets stuck in the escalator and you get very painfully scalped :/ i wish for an iphone.

Granted, but it's a hand-me-down of an older version, the speakers no longer work, and there's a gigantic crack in the screen. I wish to find somebody who will love and accept me in every way, shape, and form, who's super cute and wonderfully accepting of my personality faults (HA!).

Granted, but you must love him the same way... And he's 80cm shorter than you

I wish I was a Viking

Granted. You sustain an injury in glorious battle, which festers and becomes infected. Feverish and raving, you die ignobly on your bed as your companions look on, helpless to save you.

I wish I could get a better job.

Your new job pays MORE than enough, but you are cut off from all civilization.

I wish I was better at drawing >-<

- Granted, but your hand and wrist hurt every time you pick up a drawing utensil.

I wish I could have magical, elemental powers.