Granted, but it soon disappears

i wish to confuse people more often : D

Granted! But for every person you confuse, you confuse yourself even more!

I wish I could meet Beyoncé.

granted, but she turns out to be a fake

i wish 4 years of university could be over already lol

Granted, but you failed all classes, so your efforts are for naught!

I wish I had more money. P:

granted, but the explosion behind you burns it all.

i wish my arm would stop aching D:

Granted! Your arm has been amputated, leaving no pain to be felt for your arm!

I wish I could go without sleep but never get tired.

granted, but soon you do everything there is in the world to keep you entertained and then you get bored

i wish my bird was nicer to me

Granted, but now your bird hates everyone else. :c

I wish I could read all the Lord of The Rings books more quickly.

granted, but i steal them from you when you are not looking (right now i am finishing up the hobbit lol)

i wish the next hobbit movie would come out sooner

Your wish is granted, but it turns out to be only two minutes long. c:

I wish Nicki Minaj would get voted off American Idol.

Wish Granted, But come to find out she is back the next day!

I wish I had the power to see into the future.

Granted! But you can only see two minutes into the future.

I wish Adam Lambert will be the next guest judge on American Idol!

Granted, but he quits after the first episode.

I wish I could live forever.

( you're terrible! XD ) Granted, but a nuclear explosion wipes out the entire human race, leaving you the only person left alive.

I wish Wizard Quests were the weekend quests all the time!

Granted, but now the prizes aren't worth crap D:

I wish I had a sloth... :c

Granted, but it's an extremely mean and somehow extremely fast, making a huge danger to your well-being!

I wish I had more sP. :I

Granted, but now you're never allowed to spend it @

I wish I was a famous artist~ <3

Granted! But you're a famous painted clothespin artist, and no one wants to buy your creations. ;C

I wish I were taller!

Granted, but you run into a tree branch and lose your head. :c

I wish I had an lifetime supply of Taco Bell products. c:

Granted! But you soon develop an allergy to all of their food products.

I wish I could fly!