Granted, but it soon disappears
i wish to confuse people more often : D

Granted! But for every person you confuse, you confuse yourself even more!
I wish I could meet Beyoncé.
granted, but she turns out to be a fake
i wish 4 years of university could be over already lol

Granted, but you failed all classes, so your efforts are for naught!
I wish I had more money. P:
granted, but the explosion behind you burns it all.
i wish my arm would stop aching D:

Granted! Your arm has been amputated, leaving no pain to be felt for your arm!
I wish I could go without sleep but never get tired.
granted, but soon you do everything there is in the world to keep you entertained and then you get bored
i wish my bird was nicer to me

Granted, but now your bird hates everyone else. :c
I wish I could read all the Lord of The Rings books more quickly.
granted, but i steal them from you when you are not looking (right now i am finishing up the hobbit lol)
i wish the next hobbit movie would come out sooner

Your wish is granted, but it turns out to be only two minutes long. c:
I wish Nicki Minaj would get voted off American Idol.
Wish Granted, But come to find out she is back the next day!
I wish I had the power to see into the future.
Granted! But you can only see two minutes into the future.
I wish Adam Lambert will be the next guest judge on American Idol!
Granted, but he quits after the first episode.
I wish I could live forever.
( you're terrible! XD ) Granted, but a nuclear explosion wipes out the entire human race, leaving you the only person left alive.
I wish Wizard Quests were the weekend quests all the time!
Granted, but now the prizes aren't worth crap D:
I wish I had a sloth... :c
Granted, but it's an extremely mean and somehow extremely fast, making a huge danger to your well-being!
I wish I had more sP. :I
Granted, but now you're never allowed to spend it @
I wish I was a famous artist~ <3
Granted! But you're a famous painted clothespin artist, and no one wants to buy your creations. ;C
I wish I were taller!