Granted, but you fly so high there is no oxygen.

I wish I was good-looking c:

Granted! But now that you're even more beautiful than you already are, you have a voracious pack of suitors that follow you forever and won't let you be alone!

I wish I actually liked Supernatural... :I

Granted, but you will get so addicted to it that you will have no life anymore.

I wish I could know when people are lying.

Granted, but then you discover people had been lying to you during your entire life.

I wish I could be invisible sometimes.

Granted, but you can't control it!

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow. D:

granted, but your mom forced you to clean up your house. I wish i have a lots of money :(

Granted! But now your loads of money has caused inflation, making it worthless. :C

I wish I could understand math.

Granted. But now you can no longer understand any spoken language.

I wish I could walk barefoot everywhere.

Granted! You can do that now, but you /can/ do that anyway, so nothing really happens.

I wish I could own ALL THE X-MEN memorabilia!

Granted, but there are so many things you got lost between them, and no one ever found you again.

I wish I did a HP film.

Granted, but the film never gets released. I wish I had a jellyfish.

Granted, but it's a box jellyfish, and stings you to death. I wish I didn't have to do my essay.

Granted, but you still get a bad grade.

I wish I could rule the world.

Granted, but the power goes up your head and people make a revolution to take you off.

I wish chocolate didn't got us fat.

Granted, instead it slowly saps away your sanity with every bite.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you start to see things you didn't wanted to and go crazy. I wish everybody smiled.

Granted, but the smiles aren't that of joy, but pure crazed mania.

I wish that chronic stupidity was punishable by law.

Granted, but there will be no jails to put everybody in.

I wish I could be more sociable.

Granted, but everybody loves you so much you have no time for anyone anymore.

I wish I had no fear of people touching my neck.

( holy f, you have that same problem? )

Granted, but that's because you have no neck now!

I wish I could have watched all Supernatural episodes already. :C