Granted! But now that you're even more beautiful than you already are, you have a voracious pack of suitors that follow you forever and won't let you be alone!
I wish I actually liked Supernatural... :I
Granted, but you will get so addicted to it that you will have no life anymore.
I wish I could know when people are lying.
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Granted, but you can't control it!
I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow. D:
granted, but your mom forced you to clean up your house. I wish i have a lots of money :(
Granted! But now your loads of money has caused inflation, making it worthless. :C
I wish I could understand math.
Granted. But now you can no longer understand any spoken language.
I wish I could walk barefoot everywhere.
Granted! You can do that now, but you /can/ do that anyway, so nothing really happens.
I wish I could own ALL THE X-MEN memorabilia!
Granted, but the film never gets released. I wish I had a jellyfish.
Boop a doop
Granted, but it's a box jellyfish, and stings you to death. I wish I didn't have to do my essay.
Granted, but you still get a bad grade.
I wish I could rule the world.
Granted, instead it slowly saps away your sanity with every bite.
I wish I could read minds.
Granted, but the smiles aren't that of joy, but pure crazed mania.
I wish that chronic stupidity was punishable by law.
Granted, but there will be no jails to put everybody in.
I wish I could be more sociable.
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