Granted, but the sound got replaced with a Spanish soap opera.

I wish I had a really nice pair of headphones

Granted, but being that they were constructed in a shady factory in a faraway and rather unfortunate country, you develop a parasite that buries itself deep within your ear canal and leads to you eventually deafness .n.

I wish for a 3-D simulator that allows you to be a 30 ft monster destroying a city.

Wish granted, but the simulator short circuits as you’re using it in the middle of a freak lightning storm, leaving you as a great hulking beast everyone fears and hates and tried to destroy with weapons of destruction until you are either annihilated or slip into a lowly depression, huddled at the bottom of the ocean or a cave as black as the unfathomable welling sorrow that has taken place of your soul… :D

I wish my dogs could both talk to me.

Granted, but they talk about embarrassing things like sex.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted, but those hours are added to nighttime, so it's always dark outside.

I wish I didn't have to do any chores.

Granted, but then you become the top disaster on the TV show Hoarders.

I wish I was paid more at my job...

Granted, but then you lose your job soon after.

I wish I had a job!

Granted, but you get fired within the first hour. I wish Fabled Vale would get the funding required, with nothing going wrong.

Grant: Fabled Vale gets it's funding but it's all put into developing pointless cut scenes (Every gamers worst fear right? XD) I wish I could have the ability to shape shift into any animal I wanted to.

Granted: A fairy falls across your path when you're out trying to have a nice walk one day and grants you this 'gift.' However, your powers only work when she's near and she just vanished with no intentions of ever coming back and no traces of where she might have gone.

I wish that I had a pet unicorn.

Granted, but it's so microscopic that it's hard to appreciated. :<

I wish Season 2 of "Hannibal" would come faster.

Granted C: Though as with everything that comes out too quickly, they cut corners and the results are a complete disappointment.

I wish I had the most amazing fashion sense (both IRL and on Subeta XD).

Wish granted, but now you're completely bankrupt, because you used your amazing sense of fashion to blow all your money on clothes!

I wish I had my best friend (who lies two states away) here with me right now.

Granted, but you suddenly realize your friendship is not the same with they so close to you.

I wish I lived somewhere people liked country music.

Granted, but they combine it with the world's worst rapping

I wish people would give me money wherever I go

Granted, you are now a vending machine.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but your cat is very anti-social and doesn't like being petted or played with and only comes out when it's time to eat and potty.

I wish I could go back in time to be placed in my child body with all of my life memories so that I could correct all my mistakes.

Granted, but the corrections you make turn out to make your life worse than before

I wish I had a magical flying pegasus for a pet

Granted, but you OD from the amount of drugs you have to consume to see it.

I wish I had some cake.

Granted, but it melts in the summer heat and humidity and collapses.

I wish I had a working air conditioner.