Granted, but you lose control of it and kill yourself in the process xD

I wish I could keep another cat.

Granted, but your new cat infects you with his rabies, and his bite begins to fester, and you have to amputate your right arm.

I wish I could travel the whole world before college :/

Granted, but you spend all your money and you can't afford college anymore.

I wish I could find a job after the degree.

Granted, but your workplace is so horrible that you're forced to quit two weeks after you've begun.

I wish I could snap my fingers and be wherever I wanted to be

Granted, but you can travel time too, and don't know how to control this part. When you wished to be at Normandy, it was 6th of june, 1944. Happy D-Day. Take care with the bullets flying!

I wish I could go back to the town where I grew up :/

Granted, but when you get there you find something you can't remember in the slightest. Everything has changed, even the people, so you no longer recognize it and have no connection to it :/

I wish I could pause/unpause time whenever I wanted to, and people wouldn't realize anything, no matter what I did/where I was when time continued

Granted, but time passes for you, so you became older and older faster than others.........

I wish I could have a stable relationship with my best friend

Granted, but another friend becomes jealous and problems happen :/

I wish I had the power of creation

Granted but with every creation something of equal value/worth must be destroyed.

I wish I could be cool like Batman.

Granted, but Batman becomes jealous and sets out to kill you D:

I wish my cat actually liked me

Granted, but suddenly he starts becoming overprotective and never let you go out with friends. He (or she?)'ll start breaking everything in the house when you answer the phone...

I wish I'll be forever healthy :)

Granted, but scientists are curious what's keeping you so healthy so you become and eternal guinea pig.

I wish I could speak to animals.

Granted, but every last one you speak to makes passive aggressive, snarky comments about you.

I wish I had my own car.

Granted, but it is the Batmobile and it is AWFUL on gas.

I wish I owned my own home.

wish granted, but it burns down.

i wish my computer wasn't crappy :(

Wish granted, but it cost you your life.

I wish I had more time to play games.

Granted, but the only game you can play is Neopets :P

I wish I lived in Disney World.

Granted, but you must love children. 24h every day, you must tell them how it is like to live in Disneyland, and of course, you would get bored of the rollercoasters and stuff in two weeks. They're not funny forever. They're not funny.

I wish I could watch my favorite band live next week instead of staying at home studying math.

Wish granted, but you fail math and work in mcdonalds for the rest of your life

I wish I had perfect skin

You do, but it is so sensitive to makeup that you can never wear any kind of makeup again. Ever. Not even for a night.

I wish I had a part time job that pays well.