Granted, but your iPod gets overloaded and explodes just after you download that millionth song.

I wish I had my own bathroom.

Granted, but you can never use it i wish it was new year's eve

Granted, but you catch a cold and sleep the entire day away, missing any awesome events. I wish I had delicious pancakes.

granted, its as big as a closet :[ i wish i had my ha's hair irl

Granted but then you get gum in it. I wish my fingers were not ice cold. Brrr!!!

Granted-- your fingers have supernatural fire on them! They don't burn you, but they burn everything else...

I wish I had a larger hard drive. (No breaking it or having it stolen! Be more creative!)

Granted, but you store so much stuff on it, you spend hours just looking for one picture. Your find feature is broken by the way. :]

I wish for my feet to be warm.

granted, but the rest of you is freezing cold

Wish granted, your computer is fixed. But a while later it turns into a cookie, one of which you hate. :C

I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist today.

Wish granted, but your teeth rot and fall out. I wish anyone questioning our pets would leave us alone.

You moved to tokyo, but you lose your passport and they won't accept you into the country without it. Now you live in Tokyo, but under maximum security! (Yay!)

I wish I had THE MOST USELESS THING IN THE UNIVERSE!

Granted, but the uselessness makes it useful for something.

I wish that it would snow so deep that we can't get out of our house...

Granted, but then your house explodes.

I wish I could have an extra week of vacation.

Wish granted but you have another week of work / school

I wish my art teacher wasn't so hypocritical

Granted: http://www.subeta.net/preferences.php?act=forum&change=signature but your new siggie sucks.

I wish my cat would stop rubbing up on me -_-

Granted but s/he coughs up a furball I wish i had a juicebox

granted, but its lemon juice. ick i wish i wasnt so tired all the time

Granted, but now you have to sleep 20 hours each day.

I wish I had some chocolate :3

granted, but it's melted and poisoned i wish i had some steak

granted, but it is still attached to the cow. I wish I had a pizza.