granted, another movie you don't like comes on i wish i wasn't so hungry

Granted, now you're dying of thirst.

I wish I had a bunny.

Granted, but you are allergic to it

I wish I had a car

-edit- Too late.DX

Granted, but it breaks down. I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but it's a bread and air sandwich.

I wish I had another pancake.

Wish granted - but upon the first bite you get wicked food poisoning! Bwahaha.

I wish I had a tissue to blow my nose D:

Granted, but it's laced with chloroform I wish I didn't have to clean on thanksgiving and could talk to my girlfriend instead

Granted, but she doesn't say anything back.

I wish my dad would stop wearing his mint green crocs everywhere.

Granted, but then he gets neon green ones.

I wish that my Thanksgiving Break was longer so that I could have more time for my projects.

Granted-- your break lasts so long that you get a false sense of security in your abundance of work time. Your projects end up taking the entire break to finish anyway.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffed up, so I could smell the delicious pumpkin pie. ;_;

Granted, but the pie is cardboard. :c

I wish my head would asplode and get rid of these weird visions of sugarplum faeries. Dx

Wish granted, but you have super-regenerative cells and it grows right back, complete with even more sugarplum faeries.

I wish I could speak every language in the world.

Granted, but nobody wants to talk to you.

I wish it was saturday.

Granted, but that day repeats over and over again for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could get 23 mil.

Granted, but you lose it all in a wind storm.

I wish i had a warm house.

Granted, but you're locked outside.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds. :c

Wish granted, but the next day you begin to eat uncontrollably and gain double of what you lost! :C

I wish I had some good music to listen to.

wish granted, but the Sun shines 24/7 keeping you awake at night.. i wish we could get rid of ALL the fleas in the trailer park

Granted, but the flees schedule a revolt and turn into one giant flee and eat everyone.

I wish school was almost over.

Granted, but each day is a year long and half of the year is spent in the dark of the night, during which you will get robbed multiple times, and people will create lots of trouble.

I wish I had a Yorkie.