granted, but your computer catches on fire i wish i wasn't so cold all the time

Granted. But then you get heat stroke. :P

I wish I could shape-shift.

Granted, but you can only turn into a sparkly vampire.

I wish my birthday would get here faster!

granted, but it time moves so fast that it completely passes your birthday, oh well i wish i could turn invisible at will

Granted-- you can only turn your hair invisible, though, so it's either look bald or don't bother. :(

I wish I had more courage to play scary video games like Resident Evil. (The stories are so fascinating, but I'm a wuss.)

granted- but you can only do it with super strong glasses

i wish i could permanently dye my hair so it neeevvveer fades :3

Granted, but you accidentally dyed it a shade that you hate and are stuck with it forevaaarr. I wish I didn't have to go to the store now to buy a pumpkin pie.

granted, but now your family hates you because you didnt i wish i had a starbuck coffee machine

i lol'd

granted, but it malfunctions and splodes!

EDIT lol i forgot the wish

i wish i was more lovable :D

granted, but you hate everyone else.

I wish my cat would move (he's in my way).

granted, but he flies out the window and far over the sea. AHEM

i wish i could ice skate -girly wish- :'[

Granted, but the ice breaks from under you. How sad.

I wish we knew the truth about Lady Gaga.

granted, but she shoots herself in the head so its all pointless. ha.hahaha.haha.

i wish i was normal :D

Granted, but then you have problems making friends.

I wish that I could finish my projects quickly.

Granted, your projects get smarter and smarter until one comes to life and eats your toenails.

I wish I could get to sleep. -Peacefully sips Mountain Dew.-

wish granted, but you have to keep getting up to pis from all the Mountain Dew you have been drinking. i wish i i had more pizza....

Granted, but then you end up getting too much and become broke.

I wish that I could convert three songs from Youtube by EATMEWHILEIMHOT.

Wish granted, but as crappy as Youtube's quality is, you only get a garbled mess.

I wish it wasn't winter.

Granted, but it ruins crops worldwide and sends famines throughout the globe.

I wish I didn't have to do my English project.

Granted, but you fail english.

I wish band of brothers wasn't on >~>