Granted, but I' turn into a bug and get stepped on....

I wish I had something rainbow...

Granted but it turns out to be ladies underwear

I wish It was Snowing

Granted but ir turns into a blizzard....

I wish I had some oreos..

Granted but you find them missing by a deranged lady

I wish for a happy christmas

Granted but my dog, Benny, comes and pees on your tree... and all your presents.... and you..

I wish I had a present that wasn't peed on...

Granted but you find you are given a bottle of water

I wish there was no border patrol for canadian/american borders

Granted but beavers decide they will take over and create MASSIVE walls...

I wish I was a beaver...

granted but you get shaved

I wish I was a DJ

Granted but everyone on the planet goes def...

I wish I was a moose...

granted but you are shot in the ass by a hunter

I wish I was a wolf

Granted but my moose self sits on you and bleeds all over you...

I wish I was an msn emot...

Granted, but now you can't do anything else but smile all day within a stranger's computer screen.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Granted, but you don't know what to wish for.D: I wish I had more pocky.

Granted, but they have been expired since a decade ago and you get a terrible stomachache from them.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early in the morning.

granted, you over sleep and you get either fired or expelled.

I wish my boots was more comfortable. :)

Granted, but now you have lead underwear.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but your wings turn into cardboard and you fall to the ground. I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but now you're insane i wish i had some sushi

granted, but it comes back to life and wants revenge on you!

I wish there was no school

granted, but you are stupid and become a hobo :O i wish i had more classes with my friends