Wish granted! But the transformation into the real world causes a black hole, and sucks up the universe!

I wish I didn't have class tonight.

Granted, but you realize your stomach hurts and you are about to puke. I wish I had a tame pet fox.

Granted. But your pet fox is picked up by a giant eagle and taken away!

I wish I had a bigger tank for my turtle.

wish granted. but your turtle dies.

i wish i could take a nap.

Granted. But while in your dreams, you find out the Freddy is real, and he slices you into bits!

I wish I could do flash animation

Granted, but you get a seizure from bright colors. I wish I had some chocolate pie. ^^

Granted. But there's a rat inside the pie, and it has rabies!

I wish I could read minds~

lol Im strangely ok with that

Granted, but you cant control it & its totally random intervals

I want jello shots!

granted but i take them instead. :3

i wish time went two minutes slower.

Granted! But you age 5 minutes faster.

Wish it was my birthday

Granted! -- But everyone forgets. :(

I wish I had an extra ten grand in the bank. :P

Granted. But the bank it's deposited in becomes bankrupt and you lose it all.

I wish I lived in Australia

Granted. But you have smelly armpits and no one wants to hug you.

I wish my website was finished =

granted, but people think you are a freak.

I wish I could meet Metallica! :D

Granted but every metallica member throws up on you

I wish i was happy

granted, but then someone drops a brick on your foot and you're miserable again.

i wish i could rule the world.

Granted. The world sucks.

I wish I could have an angelic potion x3

Granted - But then random event turns the pet you used it on into a Commen Tutani

I wish I could change my hair color more easily

Granted, but then your hair falls out! :O

I wish I could have a prius~!

Granted, but the cookie explodes in your face. I wish I had a better singing voice.