Granted, but someone steals it before you can pick any money off of it.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, but people who work all day long are angry with you for making such a wish and they won't stop trying to get you back! :( After they get off work, of course ;p

I wish I were more talented.

Granted, but you're so talented at everything that people won't stop bothering you about doing things for them.

I wish I had more crazy clothes from the funky store in the mall.....

Wish granted, but you start to own too much crazy clothing and people think of you as a freak.

I wish tomorrow wasnt sunday.

Granted, instead it's Monday.

I wish my cat was affection at times when she isn't in heat.

Granted, she is in your face all of the time and you cannot get anything done.

I wish my college classes were not starting this Monday.

Wish granted, they start the Monday after, but a sudden schedule change has given you 8 am classes all week.

I wish I had more money to pay for college.

@ Pancake598 Granted, but Monday classes were planned to be movies-and-pancakes filled with absolutely no homework.

[EDIT] Granted, but you have so much money you have trouble relating to other people and end up very lonely.

I wish I had a huge stack of buttery pancakes right in front of me.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to eat them.

I wish I knew what I wanted for dinner.

Granted, but you don't have the ingredients for it.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but its really vicious.

I wish I didn't have to start a scary job tomorrow.

Granted,but your next job is even scarier.

I wish I could be immortal.

Granted, but you find it really depressing to watch everyone that you care about get old.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you know what to wish for. Although, it is a wish that could never happen because it will get destroyed in the end.

I wish I was not hungry.

Granted, but instead you're so full that you feel sick.

I wish I had known that the dress code here was casual.

Granted, but people will tell you all of a sudden that the dress code was, in fact, formal. I wish my runny cold would go away, it keeps coming back!

Granted, but instead you catch the flu. I wish my lunch would make itself.

Granted, but it only makes things you don't enjoy.

I wish the phone would stop ringing.

wish granted, but then you never get a call or text from anyone ever again.

i wish that i have x-ray vision.

Granted, but you can't see anything normally ever again.

I wish my cat wouldn't go into heat every other day.