Granted, but the pet runs away as soon as you receive him/her.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you only had one wish.

I wish I didn't have school on Monday.

wish granted, but you end up spending all day doing school work at home.

i wish i had more wishes.

Granted, but they get taken away from you before you get to make any wishes.

I wish I could have an extra weekend day this week.

granted you got bored to death

i wish pokemon was real

wish granted, but all of them attack you, not each other.

I wish I had some candy.

Granted, but the candy has a side effect that makes you sick for 3 weeks.

I wish I had photographic memory.

granted, but you are banned from this world for having it.

I wish I had more ingredients at home to cook with.

Granted, but the ingredients are all expired.

I wish I had a burrito.

granted, but just when you are going to bite, your pet steals it.

I wish I had ice cream.

Granted, but it melted before you received it and then someone knocks it on the ground.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, but it causes mass chaos and we all die.

I wish I could get free sushi at work.

Granted, but it is always rotten by the time you get any.

I wish I could sing well.

Granted, but you lose the ability to talk without singing.

I wish I hadn't lost my bank card.

Granted, but you end up charging too much on it and now you owe a lot of money.

I wish I could be happy.

Granted, but then you miss being sad.

I wish this cat wasn't so freaking cute.

Granted, but then the cat bites you. I wish I had some ramen noodles.

Granted, but you have no way to cook them.

I wish I had food that tasted good in the house.

Granted, but you burn your tongue on the first bite. I wish my boyfriend would get home to cuddle me.

Granted, but he doesn't feel like it.

I wish I wasn't so freaking paranoid.