Granted, she goes into heat everyday.

I wish my college classes that I have gone to so far were either not boring or so challenging that it makes me question what I want to do with my life.

Granted, but in order to receive that effect, you get professors who don't know what they're talking about.

I wish that I had had something to pack for lunch this morning.

granted, you end up packing air for lunch.

i wish i had a dog.

Granted, but its one of the small yappy ones and it won't shut up.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.

Granted, but you never wake up because you are so tired. So, you get in trouble because you are late for everything.

I wish that I had magical powers.

Granted, but every time you use them, something goes horribly wrong for you.

I wish this job wasn't so freaking quiet

Granted, it is now so noisy that you cannot get any work done. So, you get fired.

I wish I could figure out soon if my college schedule would allow time for a job.

Granted, you do in fact figure out that you'll have time for a job. However, as soon as that happens, you can't find one.

I wish there would be enough snow and ice that I could stay home tomorrow.

Granted, you are stuck in your house for a week. What is even worse it that you end up having no power.

I wish my hands would not get cold from being on the computer.

Granted, but instead they're so hot that it's really uncomfortable.

I wish I could get my freaking scanner to work.

Granted, as it starts to work, it breaks down.

I wish shrink down whenever I felt like.

Granted, but every 3rd time you get stuck that way for a week.

I wish I could get another kitten.

(Geez. I didn't see the typo I made before posting. :/ *I wish I could.... Ughh..)

Granted, but the new kitty runs away. D:

I wish I could make my room look like Rapunzel's from Tangled.

Granted, but after you get it that way, you can't live in it.

I wish thing actually got done around here.

wish granted, but everything is done and there is nothing left for you to do.

i wish i wasn't allergic pollen.

Granted, but now you're allergic to your favourite food.

I wish I had a pet griffin.

Granted but he's invisible to everyone but you.

I wish my team would win the super bowl (:

wish granted, but your team looses all the other games.

i wish i would win $1,000,000

Granted, but someome steals it before you get it.

I wish I was small enough to ride a raven.

Granted, but the raven eats you.

I wish I had two days of a break from school. (Monday and Tuesday.)