Granted, but they're all ignoring you.

I wish for a baby duckling. :33

Granted, but someone steals your baby duckling. D:

I wish I had not eaten so many sweets late at night.

Granted. Instead you ate them early in the morning, which ended up making you sick all day.

I wish cats tongues weren't so unpleasant.

Granted, but then the tongues become too soft which turns into a different kind of unpleasant.

I wish my tummy didn't hurt.

Wish granted it doesn't hurt any more but, now you have a mysterious stabbing pain in your lower back. I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but instead of being sick, you're just bored and alone.

I wish that I didn't have to rush so much to find a job.

Granted, you do not have to rush to get a job. In fact, you do not need to get a job ever because every single place goes out of business and everything turns into chaos.

I wish that school was not starting back up so soon.

Granted, but now you have to go to work instead. I wish I had a pet rock.

Granted, but somehow it runs away.

I wish people weren't so flaky.

Granted, But you never now everyone ignores you.

I wish my ferret wasnt so ugly and mean.

Granted. It's a lovely ferret, and it's really friendly. To everyone that isn't you.

I wish my friends weren't drunk.

Granted, they are on -insert a strong drug that make them annoying-.

I wish that I could find a job soon.

Wish granted, but you work 23/7 at a garbage disposal picking out pieces of rotten meat. (;

I wish I was a goddess (female version of Posideon to be precise.)

Granted, but as soon as you become the female version of Poseidon, someone steals your trident and kills you.

I wish leveling up on video games did not take forever.

Granted, of course, but as soon as you get to the max level the game becomes so boring and ugh that you simply don't want to use that character again. And then, after a certain amount of hours, you can only ever use that one account. No new accounts with different names, sorry.

I wish I was the richest subeta user in the whole of... subeta.

Granted, but then there is nothing left to buy because all items disappear...only on your account. D:

I wish that I could have a truck load of York Peppermint Patties.

Granted, but there is an infestation of spiders in the truck. I wish my brother would crawl in a hole and never come out.

Granted, he never comes out. Though, you get in serious trouble when he is gone because your family thinks you did something to him.

I wish I could shape-shift into any animal I wanted to.

Granted, but youre always hairless and horrifyingly ugly.

I wish I had naturally-growing blue hair.

Granted but it falls out after a month.

I wish for a pretzel.