Granted, but the rest of your body hurts.

I wish people weren't jerks.

Granted, but people end up being too friendly. If you know what I mean.

I wish I could go on another hot air balloon ride soon.

Granted, but you end up falling out.

I wish I could win this freaking auction.

Granted, but the item gets stolen the next day.

I wish I could go to the Fair

Granted, but it ends up being really boring.

I wish I had more sp.

Granted, but at the cost of your most prized pet.

I wish my money would have intercourse in my wallet and multiply.

Granted, but it ends up being crazy, defective money, and you can't use it.

I wish I didn't have to pay my phone bill.

Granted, but now you lack a phone.

I wish I had some herbal remedies.

Granted, but they end up poisoned somehow. D:

I wish the 25th would get here sooner.

Granted, but you end up sleeping through the entire thing.

I wish that Macbooks didn't suck so much.

Granted, they end up surpassing the intelligence of humans and take over the world somehow. o.o

I wish I could get better.

Granted, but you have to trade everything you own for the privilege.

I wish I was going to get more than a total of 5 hours of sleep over the next 3 days.

Wish granted, but sadly you never wake up. I wish that I had a Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Granted, but your Blue Eyes White Dragon attacks you instead of attacking your enemy.

I wish I could feel like I did last night again.

Granted, but you get stuck in a time warp.

I wish I didn't have to go to Grandma's.

Granted, she comes to your house.

I wish that I had more glow sticks.

Granted, but they don't actually glow because they were used.

I wish I had a cow.

Granted, but it's actually dead.

I wish that things were easier.

Granted, but there will be more things to do than before.

I wish I had a ball python.

Granted, but it escapes.

I wish I were with my friends.