Granted, but then you spend it and accidentally delete the item you buy.

I wish I had candy.

Granted, but the candy you get is the candy you hate.

I wish the SOPA and NDAA bill wasn't being passed in the US. :/

Granted, but an evil dictator takes over the country anyway. :/

I wish work wasn't so stressful.

Granted, but it's because you don't have a job anymore.

I wish people weren't here all the damn time.

granted but the site closes do to lack of people online. I wish my Ha looked better.

Granted. Your HA looks so much better, you get contacted by a talent agent. They automatically recruit you as a intern for high-fashion clothing line. You live the next five years of your life living in a cheap New York apartment, while the designers steal your ideas and take them as their own. Once you've finally had enough, you attempt to sue them but the talent agent manages to blackmail you into submission. They steal your apartment, leaving you on the street. The only clothing you now have is the original clothing that started it all.

I wish I could meet David Tennant. AND he doesn't kill me. AND he isn't a jerk. AND he doesn't die. AND he doesn't punch OR kick me.

Bring it on.

Granted,but he is sick and will vomit on you.

I wish I could fly.

granted! however, you are considered a freak and are shunned by society before being shot down by a hunter!

i wish my dog didn't have weepy eyes! :c

Granted. Your dog as evil looking eyes. (Whatever you think evil looking eyes look like).

I wish it would snow soon where I live.

Granted, but you are snowed in, without electricity, heat, or running water for several days.

I wish I could afford to go on a trip outside the country.

Granted, but you end stuck outside of the country because you lost your passport on your trip.

I wish my neck didn't hurt.

Granted, but everything else does.

I wish I didn't have to depend on my mother for everything.

Granted but now she depends on you for everything

I wish I could speak with animals.

granted, but they insult you incessantly. :(

I wish I were on the Earth's Moon.

Granted, but the legend that's its made of cheese is true and it stinks terribly and you have no way to get home.

I wish my internet provider didn't suck.

Granted, you no longer have internet connection.

I wish I could sew.

Granted, but accidentally sew a puppy to your hand.

I wish I didn't have school today x.x

Granted, but you suddenly remember about that essay due tomorrow that counts for %99.99 of your grade. >D I wish I could do all the nothing I want.

Granted, but you get stuck in a time loop an can never do anything again.

I wish I could get on a sleep schedule that doesn't suck.

Granted, but then you end up missing important stuff on your new sleeping schedule.

I wish I did not have a headache.