Granted, but your computer breaks down.

I wish I could hold my breath forever!

Granted, but you get captured by scientists to be studied.

I wish that I had better art skills.

Granted, but only in macaroni art. I wish that I could control people's minds.

Granted. but you go insane from trying to control mine.

I wish that I could make origami come to life. :D

Granted, but you bring to life an origami tiger and it eats you.

I wish I didn't have acne!

Are you saying I'm not already insane? xD Granted, but now your hair turns incredibly ugly. I wish that I could make things explode with my mind.

Granted, but you get the swine flu instead.

I wish that I wouldnt fall asleep in class.

I'm confused how that has anything to do with making people explode.... xD Granted, but now you can't fall asleep at all. I wish that I could change my appearance to exactly how I wanted it to look.

Granted, but something goes wrong when you're transforming, now you're an ogre.

I wish I could magically get rid of Plantar warts.

Granted, but instead you lose your foot :(

I wish I had a successful career ahead of me

Granted, but your personal life completely falls apart.

I wish I could sing.

Granted. But now you have to sing everything you say.

I wish someone would do my Wiz quests for me xD

Granted, but they expect to be paid far more than what you can afford.

I wish I lived someplace warm.

Wish granted, but you have detention all day.

I wish I has a million dollars.

Granted, but the money goes towards expenses and not so much fun stuff.

I wish I were an anime character.

Granted, but you're a guy anime character.

I wish Ike could come to life.

Granted, but yer badly drawn.

I wish I had something to drink.

granted, but you explode yourself first time you try it.

I wish I was in a perelel dmension where everything and everybody looked jsut like me. 0____0

Granted, but you get cavities.

I wish I didn't have to take a chemistry test tomorrow night.

Granted but now you have 5 more tests I wish I wasn't so awesome :p