You has no wish! >8C I wish my DS would quit dying at innapropriate times when I'm about to get a "Not Guilty" verdict in Phoenix Wright.

Granted, but then someone steals your DS anyway

I wish I could go back to Disneyland =p

Wish granted, but once you get there you find that Disneyland burned down over the course of the evening and all that's left are the ashes. I wish I didn't have to work all next week and could instead spend the day laying in bed playing Zelda with my boyfriend :]

Wish granted, but your gaming console breaks and you don't have the money to pay for a new one.

I wish I could actually meet my newspaper deadlines.

Granted, but no one likes your stuff and you get fired. I wish the Goblin King would take you away. RIGHT NOW.

granted, but then the goblin king comes back and murders you 0.0 i wish a unicorn could would poop a cupcake onto my exams so that i don't have to take them 0.0

Granted, but it's an automatic fail. I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted but now the whole world is sick and you eventually get sick again. I wish I had a fire resistant fire :P

Granted, But its not water resistant so its gets put of by an insane bystander with a bucket of water. I wish I was shorter and cuter XD

Granted but you are the size of Thumbalina and get trampled to death. I wish I had a slinky that glowed rainbow colors in the dark.

Granted, But it glows so brightly you got seizures and died I wish i could have perfect hair

Granted but no one cares about art anymore so your skills are useless. I wish I had a cannibalistic vegan pony.

Wish granted, but first I must shoot the pony cause its a fail. I wish I had a cupcake :)

[EDIT: Awww, I fail.]

Granted, but since it's vegan and cannibalistic, it's actually a large strawberry shaped like a pony. Needless to say, I ate your pony.

I wish I would get around to actually putting clothes back on my avatar.

[Erm, I mean. Here's your cupcake, but it's an apple cupcake so it has a razor blade in it.

My wish stands.]

Granted but the clothes turn into jello and children eat them so you are nakki again! ^o^ I wish I had an albinoblacksheep!

Granted, but then it turns invisible so you don't know where it went.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, But you fly with a huge propellar that sticks out of your nose, you become an outcast and no one will talk to you I wish I could be able to Kick chuck Norris' ass

Wish granted, but then the world hates you for destroying its hero, and society shuns you for the rest of your lifetime.

I wish that the world didn't have an overpopulation problem.

Wish granted. But it was too fast that your email dragged a passing trojan virus with it, and your computer became infected.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

granted, but you loose your voice whenever you try to sing for more than 5 seconds

I wish I had my ears pierced