Wish granted, but you realize that true luck doesn't come from money and you burn all of your money :)

I wish I'd be two metres tall.

granted, but then none of your clothes fit

you didn't make a wish

I wish I had powers to do things like super man, spider man, or some hero like that

Granted. But you get hit with kriptonite. I wish I could turn into a cheeta.

Granted but u get shot by poachers

I wish we were born smart so we did not need to go to skool

Granted, but you will be the only one on earth without a job.

I wish I had some Orange Juice.

Granted, but it's fake and you can't drink it. I wish I didn't have to go to the store.

granted, but then you die of starvation

i wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow

Granted, you get the eternal sleep of death, where you can wander endlessly as a ghost. I wish I could change my name

Granted, but nobody knows who you are now.

I wish I had Team Fortress 2.

A

: O_o

Granted, but nobody ever texts you again, and you become emo and hang yourself.

c:<

I wish I had the backup dirk.

A

Granted, but a psycho steals it and kills you and all your friends and family.

I wish I could build my own indestructible pair of detachable bionic legs that let me jump 12 feet in the air!

Granted, but then you hit your head on the ceiling.

I wish I had a cookie.

: :D YAAAA-Wait a sec.... -_-;

: Granted, but you get food poisoning from it.

A

no wish?

i wish i had my driver's license

(why make it hard to ruin your wish? XD)

Hmmm...granted, but the wings are so heavy you can't move >= )

I wish I were taller.

granted but you stay the same height

I wish I had a maid

Granted, but she steals all your jewelry.

I wish fairies were real...

Your wish is granted, but as it turns out, they're blood sucking fairies! They became popular and a book was written about them by some random lady who goes by the name of Stephenie Meyer. While reading the popular book about them, they find you and drink all of your blood!

I wish there was more love in the world.

Granted but it turns out to be love of violence! I wish my fingers weren't cold...