Granted, but they try to kill you D:

I wish I had a Gir plushie :(

Granted, but you wake in the middle of the night and hear maniacal Irken laughter...

I wish I had another bamboo plant. :3

Wish granted, but it was genetically engineered and ate you.

I wish I was passing history.

Granted, but you are turned to a steel powder and are burned, creating a very pretty pinkish flame.

I wish I had a Gir hat (Gir fangirl XD)

Wish granted, but it get's stolen by Gir's child minions. [ Everyone loves Gir, even me. ]

I wish I was in a famous rock band with my best friends.

Granted but after the band breaks up you're stuck as a C-list celebrity who's biggest jobs are openings at a supermarket.

I wish I had some bubblegum.

Granted, but it's a flavor you hate.

I wish I understood chemistry.

Granted. But once you finally get it, everything on the test is stuff you didn't know.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted but it turns out to be stolen and is taken back.

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

Granted! But now its even colder!

I wish I had more motivation

Granted, but now you are over motivated and can't stop doing things, not even to sleep. I wish I could dance

granted but then you lose your legs in a freak dancing accident

I wish I could smoke weed today, but I have work :(

granted, your work is to smoke weed, then the weed crumples in your hand so u have none to smoke

I wish I didn't run out of gum

Granted, your email blocks all incoming emails so you don't get them anyway

I wish the person below me will not destroy my wish xD

Granted, but now you can't play. I wish my mom would let me get contacts or at least glasses that aren't broken.

Granted, but she got them at a car dealership so the contacts aren't comfortable and the glasses are inhumely large nd ugly.

I wish the person below me destroys this wish.

Granted, but a RE steals it before you can use it. I wish my french hw was done ._.

granted, but your teacher gives you a E for it

I wish I had a non-dangerous pet that won't run away Y_Y

Granted, but the only pet that fits that criteria is...a rock. Enjoy.

I wish I'd stop procrastinating for once.

granted, but its rotted and is now 9 years old

i wish i was never hungry