Wish granted, But the ice cream is spoilt and you get diarrhea so bad that you can't move for two weeks.

I wish I had an automatic dishwasher.

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Wish granted, but you eventually die of starvation, because the lack of hunger is due to signals in your brain not being fired correctly.

Wish granted, but the dishwasher spews soap everywhere each time it runs and makes an even bigger mess than you had to begin with.

I wish I had some chinese food.

Wish granted, but because it is authentic Chinese food, it is full of lead and melamine.

I wish I were never tired.

granted, but you can't sleep so you spend the rest of your life knitting

i wish i could fly :D

Wish granted, but you lose all function in your legs since you use your arms to fly and can no longer walk. I wish I had the second Ace Attorney game.

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granted but it breaks I wish evil demon pet...

granted, he hates you cuts your eyes out and places them in front of your body and states "watch your suffering"

i wish unicorns were real

granted, but the unicorn impales you with his horn and ultimately surrounds the entire earth in a rainbow.

i wish i had a kleenex

granted, is poison oak, so it makes your face itchy and then you inhale some and die from it in your lungs

i wish i knew eevrything

Granted, but the Kleenex has been used for testing before packaging, and you catch H1N1

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Wish granted, but because you know everything, you become deranged and psychotic, since everything is two-sided. In your dualistic mindset, you kill yourself to end the eternal torment that having all sick thoughts ever to have existed fill your puny head.

I wish I had an amp.

wish granted, but you become so energized you explode into a thousand pieces of flesh.

i wish i could spend a day with superman

Wish granted, but when you try to fly next to him, you can't and fall off a building.

dude u have no wish D:

i wish that you won't grant my wish :P

you fall into a black hole because the universe cannot resolve your wish.

i wish that i had more time to prepare for my audition

Granted but you get amnesia and forget everything. I wish I had a wish that was wishy in a whishing way that only a wish could be.

Wish granted, but because you used such a wishing wish in a wishy manner the wish backfires and you're sent spiraling into a black hole and obliterated upon impact of the space time continuum.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work next week.

Granted , But shop turns into the Free Shop I wish L form death note would marry me XD LOL yeah i dont noe what to wish for :P

Thanks I thought that too im like, AH im so proud of my self Granted, But then some1 hacks your account and freezes it and he stuffed it up so bad you cant file a ticket I wish my Husband would come back to life XD BEAT THAT! L is MINE now!!!

crap, I gotta fix this Granted, But you cant log in because the password got changed and subeta crashed, you enter a spiraling depression and die of sadness I wish my Husband would be male again, and NOTHING can mess him up in anyway BEAT THAT

Granted! But then people start withdrawing and dying from not having fast food because of all the nasty addictive substances that they put in that stuff!