Granted, but that was your only wish so now you don't get anymore wishes.

I wish I was perfectly healthy with perfect teeth and stuff.

Granted, but then all your teeth fall out.

I wish for something really cool.

Granted but you didn't define cool so you got a truck load of flour hey a baker would think that was cool! I wish for one more wish.

granted, now you don't have any

I wish I could eat alot of whatever I want and not get fat

Granted, but people think you're secretly not eating and force feed you until you no longer like what you used to like.

I wish I could stop procrastinating and finish what I'm supposed to be doing so I can go to bed.

granted, now he films it

i wish i could graduate faster x_x

Granted, but as soon as you graduate, the goverment entitles every single student past and present to do an extra year of school

I wish that when I wanted to spill my guts out to my friends they weren't in such bad moods, that way they wouldn't piss me off.

Granted but now they just ignore you.

I wish that my boyfriend was online.

granted, but he dumps you

I wish more ppl played subeta xD

I wish more ppl played subeta xD

granted but they all hate you

i wish i knew Michael Jordan

Granted but he doesn't think much of you and constantly avoids you.

I wish I could live in a Disney movie.

Granted, but you are the maid for the Wicked Step-Mother and get turned into a frog.

I wish my best friend's boyfriend wasn't such an annoying retarded douchebag with no manners.

GRANTED, but then your best friend breaks up with him and blames you for changing him.

I wish I was staying in my own home this week

granted but your house is infested with termites and falls down I wish Mr. Darcy would take me to Pemberley

Granted but he forgets you and leaves O.o

I wish my username were something prettier like Cinnamon.

Granted... Your username is now Cinnamon... but it turns you into Cinnamon too!

I wish I was at home right now

Granted, you are at home minding your own buisness when A METOR HITS!! (I've destroyed WAY too many wishes with this technique)

I also wish I was home right now.

Um, ur not doin' it right; (Make a wish?)

I wish I had a packet of Chili heatwave Doritos and cream soda.

Granted but they are both poisoned O.o

~ I love cinnamon! I would eat myself O.o Cannibalism!

Umm......I wish I had enough for the Identity Star Shuriken (Spelled right? Doubtful..).

Granted! However, the username you desire was taken 10 minutes ago. ):

I want more people to enter into binding contracts with my glorious self.