Granted, but instead teachers go to your house to give you extra classes

I wish I could ride a rainbow~

Granted, but half-way through you go too far left and fall off. Bummer.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Granted, but then a meteor falls on your head and you are vaporized

Granted but a glitch causes you to lose all your progress at the very last level. D:

I wish my dragon eggs would hatch quicker.

Granted but then they die faster also. I wish I didn't have those icky things called "responsibilities" and could sit at home in my pajamas all day on subeta

Granted but you turn into an obese slob who hasn't seen there feet for years.

I wish I has a sheep skin rug.

Granted, but then PETA shows up, doses it in gasoline, lights it on fire and your whole house burns down before the fire department arrives.

I wish people had better things to do than join poisonous organizations like PETA.

Granted, but because everyone is so efficient they manage to solve every single problem in he world, no-one has to work and everyone becomes morbidly bored.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

granted, but now you can only wake up for 5min. intervals.

i wish that my school would blow up!

Granted, but only because you get snowed in, and you and whoever you live with get cabin fever and kill each other :3

I wish I got more art commisions.

Granted, but then something goes wrong where you cannot see what they are.

I wish that I didn't have homework to do on a snow day.

Granted but then you have three times as much to do the next day! I Wish I had a ride to the park and ride tomorrow

Granted, but the park was destroyed by a nuclear war head, and now you have cancer. I wish I didn't have to compete tomorrow... or the next week... or the week after that.

Granted! But it's because you are injured in a freak jello accident and are in hospital for three months in a coma.

I wish I wasn't adicted to ramen and subeta.

Wish granted but the only way we could do it was by removing your eyes!

I wish I didn't have my braces on still

Granted! Your teeth fall out! You don't need braces now! I wish I was in my warm cozy bed

wish Granted but now you cannot get out of bed because we ran out of blankets and used duct tape I wish my cat didn't just dribble on my key board.

Your head pops off for not making a wish! :c

I wish I lived in Anchorage, Alaska not Eagle River, Alaska.

wish granted you now live in Anchorage in an industrial rubbish bin

I wish my darn cat would get of my keyboard!

Granted but now the cat is on top of your head and won't get down.

I wish we had pizza.