granted, but you end up being beat up by the other gangs and your left their to die.

I wish I could travel back in time for a year.

Granted, but you're allergic to something that wasn't supposed to be in the mix and die. Wish my kitty liked me.

Granted but the kitty likes you a little too much....

I wish my headphones hadn't died.

Granted! But then somebody steals them. I wish I wasn't at school right now...

Granted, but its only because you cause drought wherever you go.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.

Granted! but now your impervious to all water, and eventually you die of hydration I wish I didn't have to go to school on day 2's (socials math french and english in one day. sucks to be me.)

Granted. but you get stiked dead in your living room for missing a school day, sucks to be stiked dead.

I wish I could have all the hello kitty items in the world.

Granted. Unfortunately, your object made of awesome is also extremely deadly. Sucks for you!

I wish I was thinner.

Granted but then somebody breaks into your house to try to steal it, you slice them in half in defense and go to jail for man slaughter.

I wish I had a ride to school.

Granted, but you get stuck in traffic and end up 5 hours late.

I wish I could lose weight.

Wish granted, but you loose it all in the form of little fat creatures who form part of an alien army that takes over the Earth.

I wish my guitar was intune.

Granted. The guitar strings are now in tune, but you cannot touch them because they are coated in poison. Eep.

I wish I had more motivation to get up and do things I need to do!

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the neck down and must do everything with your teeth.

I wish I had unicorn.

Granted, but then it runs into you and you're impaled.

I wish I could kill all the hardcore Twilight fans in the world!

(OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE?)

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Granted, but it turns out to be real and the vampires kill you for destroying their fan base.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow :(

Granted, but while you're at home, you do something stupid, causing your house to burn down.

I wish I could find a job -_-

Granted! But then you get fired on the first day!

I wish I woke up on time today

Granted, you are now living in a old folks home were you are too, old yourself.:P

I wish for a giant chocolate chip cookie!:D

But it comes from the sky and crushes you.

I wish I could stay young forever.

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Granted, only.. everyone you know dies. ;~;

I wish there was a Human avatar item that would put a tin man in the background.