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Late!

Wish granted! But as soon as it goes to Wardrobe, the item glitches which somehow causes everything else to glitch which breaks Subeta. O.O

I wish I could go to Disneyworld..

Granted, but you only to the entrance. :)

I wish to fly with dragons in Dragon Tales.

Granted but you get sucked into a jet turbine.

>8D

Ahem.

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Granted, but the forums explode with lack of jokes.

I wish I had a slave robot to do homework for me.

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Granted but the dragons roast you up and eat you like chicken and then vomit because you havn't bathed in about three weeks making you taste awful.

I wish that wish wasn't so gloomy and sad...and yet it was funny somehow.:P

Granted, but your slave robot becomes self aware and enslaves you.

I wish for a box of crayons.

Wish granted but the crayons are all white colour and all the paper you can find it white, thus making it near impossible to colour or draw anything.

I wish for a not so burnt cookie!:D

Grated, it is just enough cooked on the outside and frozen and raw on the inside. And has salmonella.

I wish for hot soup.

Wish granted, but you burn and permanently scald yourself.

I wish that I had read Catch-22 last year.

granted but the book isn't as good as you thought it would be and tunrs out to be like twilight saga making you go into permanit shock and peralized for the rest of your life.

I wish my cookie didn't have salmonella and all that other crap that it has in it or on it! Dx

Granted, except the cookie is made entirely out of flour and nothing else. ;D

I wish that bald people had hair.

YAY I'VE GOT A FLOWER COOKIE!!....hides under a rock and eats it.

Granted, but then you become bald yourself.

I wish I could get a real AK-47 firearm.:(

Granted, but you shoot your eye out, kid.

I wish my homework did itself.

Granted, but your homework has no reproductive organs. :(

I wish that everyone had one wish.

Your homework does itself but all the answers were wrong so you failed.

I wish I could have all my work done so I could waste time.

Granted but it fails on purpose. Not even homework likes homework.

I wish I had a metric ton of chocolate.

You would kill your wifey?! XP

Granted, but a unicorn comes and steals your arms. :P

I wish loooved Twilight like his wifey. :P

OH HO HO wish granted thrice.

Granted, but he wants Edward for himself-

I wish meikitsune's signature would not be hypnotizing me

: But I'm a married guy!

:P

Anywho, granted, but you find another signature to distract you.

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Haha u didn't wish! I wish I didn't have school monday

Granted, but you have school the whole summer to make up for it.

I wish that chili didn't have beans in it.