granted, but it's turns out to be poisoned.

(since you got skipped) granted, but now he barks at squirrels.

I wish that my hair was a darker shade of brown.

Granted, but your hair falls out later.

granted, but I used a lock of your hair as a pacifier.

I wish that my best friend could come over my house.

Granted, but they trip, fall down, and die. :( (sorry)

I wish that I could have a million dollars in my hands right now.

Granted. then you get AIDs.

I wish I could draw like a goddesse.

Granted, but then you get the chicken pox. I wish I was magical.

Granted, but since you did not request what kind of magic you wanted, your arms magically turn into fried chicken wings.

I wish I was the owner of a very successful business.

Granted, but the day you are successful everything inflates and you lose your business.

I wish I could speak Korean. :p

Granted, but it snows six feet, melts, and washes everyone away.

I wish Xanxus was mine to keep! BEAT THAT ! =D

Alas, he's not real, so neither of us can have him...;_;

I...have no wishes...XP

Wish granted, your a horrible person for not having a wish!!

I wish i had a better cell phone.

Granted. But all the everything that melted turns into ice and the whole world freezes.

I wish that I didn't have school on my birthday.

granted, but now you have it on Christmas, Easter, and Thanksgiving.

I wish for great-tasting-non-poisoned-not-filled-with-maggots-or-bugs-cake that I can keep and eat! (try destroying THAT wish! :P )

Granted, but you eat too many and you become overweight.

I wish that my computer was faster.

granted, but thewn you open up to many tabs and/or windows and it crashes forever.

I wish for snow in the Sahara desert! :D

Granted, but it's due to global warming and the world sort of ends (like in The Day After Tomorrow)

I wish for winter break to be longer

Granted, but when you get him he burns you to death by breathing fire on you.

I wish that my throat didn't hurt.

Granted, but then you started having heart complications.

I wish I had enough CSC to buy everything I wanted on here. :P

Wish granted, but you end up in a time paradox and accidentally kill yourself.

I wish I had a helicopter.

Granted, you have cancer instead.

I wish I could alter reality at will (If this wish is corrupted then I will use my power to reverse the corruption).