Granted. But it's not the one you wanted. It's the life of a criminal who murders people for dinner and dances The Hustle as a ritual before sleeping. You also suffer amnesia and schizophrenia.

I wish I wasn't so morbid xD

Granted, however the mere sight of anything that even slightly resembles blood or gore causes you to pass out. This includes, but is not limited to, ketchup, tomato soup, red play doh, noodles, and wet rope coiled on the ground with red paint spilled on it.

I wish for peace on earth. (ruin THAT wish, I dare ya, you evil evil person)

Ha! That one's easy to ruin! ;D

GRANTED. It's a miracle. The whole world is at peace. For the first time in 16 zillion years. Everyone is happy-go-lucky. Everyone loves everyone else. There is no longer a need for jails and prisons because there are no criminals anymore. Everyone is at peace with themselves and everyone else. Everyone is in harmony with nature. Everyone appreciates everything. The words rude, jerk, hell, hate, murder, suicide, death, and many others like them no longer exist in any of the languages.

And then the aliens show up and brainwash everyone into savage cannibals and the world is turned upside down and the aliens watch us destroy ourselves on their big display screens all over the galaxy.

I really wish that you would like my ruined story. I spent a lot of time working on here here D;

Granted. But it's all a dream and you get a bucket of ice cold water dumped on your head to bring you back to reality.

Granted, but then I point out that it seems as if that is what really happened and you get so depressed because you thought it was original and realized that you were just writing history that you stab yourself in the eyes with your pencil (keyboard?).

I wish that I could actually go to sleep at a decent hour and wake up refreshed.

Granted. But after that you are never able to sleep well again. For the rest of your life.

I wish I could quit playing this game and go to bed xD

Granted, but then you never wake up.

I wish I would have asked my mom for jeans that actually fit, instead of these ones that are too big.

Granted. But you can't get the box open C:

I wish I wasn't tired just yet.

granted, but you are struck by never ending insomnia which slowly drives you insane.

Granted, but you open it to find that Nintendo forgot to put the DS in the box.

I wish my pet was leveled up enough for me to get into the blue building.

Granted. But then the DS won't open. Not even with a chainsaw or a hammer. Looks like you're screwed now. Haha C:

I wish I could get sleepy in one hour and sleep well all through the night, wake up around 11ish tomorrow, feel wonderfully rejuvenated, and be able to sleep like that every night for the rest of my life.

LATENESS. LOL. Granted. But you lost your password.

Granted. But then your worst enemy snags it from you and tells you that you can only have it back if you solve an impossible riddle puzzle. Which you can't. So they lock your DS in a safe where it is not technically stolen, you just can't get at it until you solve the puzzle. And you can't wish for the answer either.

I wish I could steal your background.

LULEDIT: I wish my internet hadn't crapped out there for a little D:

Granted xD I give up. Oh wait. Just as you finally get the chance to play your DS, a sniper 3 miles away shoots you and you die. ENJOY THE DS NOW! C:

I give upppp. I'm going to bed. I wish for you to continue without me, but not too much, because I have a nasty habit of wanting to read what I missed to catch up xD

granted but your hands are wet and it electrocutes you

I wish I were a ninja

Granted, but then your sensei gets pissed off because you're dating his girlfriend.

i wish I lived in Paris.

Granted but the French people hate you and burn you to death

I there was snow

Granted, but then you get banned and have to start all over with a new account =(

I wish i had some soda.

Granted, but it has a fly floating in it.

I wish I had 10 dollars.

Granted but the music ended up geting old and became bad xD

I wish i was super awesome

You are, but everyone hates you now.

I wish I was a ghost.

Granted, but your invisible.

I wish I was hot.

Granted, but you become so slim that you suffocate.

I wish I could live forever and stay young!