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News Archive: Week 14, 2022

Cash Shop: April 2022 Collection

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April is the perfect month to explore watercolors, don't you think? Get started with this new monthly collection from the Cash Shop.

You can also purchase one of our older April Donation Presents or Collections!

You have until the next monthly collection is released to get these challenger summoners from the Cash Shop. They are were all released in April of previous years. Note: The Fruit Punch Summoning Feather is a Spring based challenger and will stick around March, April, and May.

Elwood Day: Woodle Game Phone

My day has arrived! Elwood day is here! FINALLY.

So I've had this thing primed to go for ages, but of COURSE the staff only give me one lousy day to show off my skills and now it looks like I'm super late to this craze. I have created WOODLE, it's like that other game but with a whole lot of wood and you can't even mess it up with your greasy pizza hands. Bonus: I'm sharing it with all of you so we can all play with other via these (surprisingly well-crafted) wood phones!

What, you don't think I have the technical skills to construct a smart phone made of wood that comes installed with my brilliant game? Of course I have the skills, because everything is pixels and imagination here and I can say whatever I want.

Happy Elwood Day, pals!

Weekend Quests


Pete is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

VICTORY!

We did it! We left Subeta covered in gelatin and we made Selina the Healer disgustingly rich, but we did it! Hydragellos has shuffled off this mortal coil... or, well, he's shuffled out of Subeta, anyway, taking all his annoying little minions with him. I, of course, struck the decisive blow, although there isn't an achievement for that anymore so I can't prove it.

I've gotta go home and take a shower and eat something that isn't a PB&J, but I'll get those prizes out to all of you soon! You really impressed me out there. Maybe someday you'll even be as strong as me. I believe in you.

Quest Shop: Repair

Even Saggitarius has to repair things now and again. Learn how he does it with these new quest shop items!

Weapon Item Revamps

Battle in style with these revamped weapons, some are newly wearable!

Hydragellos Update!

Beating up on the Hydragellos has been super painless so far, right? Definitely hasn't felt like we're moving through gelatin whenever we try to battle, or anything!

I, of course, have been zipping along carving chunks out of this thing at super speed -- I've been moving so fast that it feels like all of you are in slow motion! I got a little carried away, in fact, and now I don't think Hydragellos can handle a whole pile of people doing 15 million damage each to him. Tell you what, if you do just 10 million damage by Thursday at 10pm instead, I'll make you that core I promised you. If you can't quite hit that mark, don't worry, I'll still have other prizes for you. We got a deal?