My day has arrived! Elwood day is here! FINALLY.
So I've had this thing primed to go for ages, but of COURSE the staff only give me one lousy day to show off my skills and now it looks like I'm super late to this craze. I have created WOODLE, it's like that other game but with a whole lot of wood and you can't even mess it up with your greasy pizza hands. Bonus: I'm sharing it with all of you so we can all play with other via these (surprisingly well-crafted) wood phones!
What, you don't think I have the technical skills to construct a smart phone made of wood that comes installed with my brilliant game? Of course I have the skills, because everything is pixels and imagination here and I can say whatever I want.

So I had to order pizza last night for dinner.