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News Archive: Week 8, 2011

Update on the Creature in the Underground



Hello, I am Titania McGee with Channel 5 News, your best source for up-to-date information.

With the mysterious pastries now confirmed to be of Zombie origin, it is hard to believe that the survival celebrations could take yet a darker turn this year, but it seems that all the activity in the Underground has sparked confusion and violence in the terrible infected beast.

Unfortunately, I was not able to gain access to the Underground as a human, so information about the terrible creature is slim at this time. Pet owners, expecially those that train their pets for colliseum events, are reminded to steer clear of the Underground, and to let professionals handle whatever monsterous creature lurks below.

Pastries Contain Morse Code



Hello, Jack Cardale here.

I want to thank everyone for their prompt attention to our help request. Subeta is lucky to have such diligent and conscientious citizens.

While no biological threats were found in testing on the baked goods, you have no doubt noticed the code included on the tops of these pastries. It appears to be Morse Code, and we have reason to believe that some secret message will be transmitted within the coming days.

The SAI will be passing out quick-reference sheets for Morse Code to anyone with a full set of pastries. We ask citizens to continue to be vigilant, and report anything that looks like a secret message to your local field office immediately.

Thank you, and have a pleasant day,

Agent Jack Cardale
Public Relations Dept.
Subeta Agency of Intelligence

Salon Update: Paparazzi, Pixie and Coffee



The Salon has updated two of its styles, Paparazzi and Coffee. And the famous Pixie cut has returned!

BHH: Candyland Box of Lingerie and Antique Box of Lingerie



The Blackheart Hollow has two boxes of lingerie. Are you lucky enough to grab one?

Clothing Sale: 20% Off!



The Subetan Citizen\'s Committee for Fashion is reminding you that even open, weeping flesh wounds all over your body is no excuse not to look FABULOUS. In order to promote haute couture in these times of...ickyness, I have teamed up with the keepers of the Cash Shop in order to offer you 20% off all clothing items in both the Subeautique AND the Cash Shop. This sale will last this weekend only, so make sure you take advantage...we do ask that you try to keep your bodily fluids off of the merchandise.

I\'ll also be pulling out all the stops and restocking as many fabulous clothes as possible!

Token Shop: Cogwork Box of Lingerie and Blooming Box of Lingerie



The Token Shop has two new festive boxes of lingerie. Which will you go with?


Free Gift: Loveless Box of Lingerie



Enjoy this lovely new Free Gift!

Clothing Rack: Underwear



Whether you are diseased or healthy, show off your body with these new pieces of lingerie from the Clothing Rack!

A Message from the SAI



Hello, I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 news, your best source for up to date information.

Breaking News from the Subeta Agency of Intelligence: It seems that the boxes of pastries and trinkets have their origins in the Zombie Underground, and already, Subeta is on edge - Could this be a new means of spreading the virulent zombie infection that just two short years ago threatened us all?

Citizens are encouraged to securely store any objects they have found in these mysterious giftboxes until more information is available, or they are picked up by the appropriate authorities. If you have eaten any of these pastries or fed any to your pets, please make your way to your nearest medical facility for decontamination, testing, and treatment.

The SAI is requesting that citizens come forward with any information they have about the giftboxes.

Mysterious Creature Sighted in Underground



Hello, I am Titania McGee with the Channel 5 news team.

There seems to be something afoot in the underground, according to leaked SAI documents from an insider. Numerous reports from un-named "junior agents" mention a previously-undiscovered creature lurking in the darkness.

As of yet, there have been no reports of injuries caused by this creature, but citizens are advised to stay away from the Shadowglen Underground until there is more definitive information about the origins of the beast.

Weekend Quests


Quentin is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

Skitters: New items!


[item=Ghouls Choice Liquid Latex (Dark)]

SKITTERS WORK LONG YEAR ON NEW ITEMS AND GETTING THEM TO SELL FOR YOU. SKITTERS WANT YOU TO BUY MY THINGS SO SKITTERS CAN UPGRADE TO APARTMENT IN THE SKUH-EYE.

SKITTERS ALSO WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT SENDING PASTRIES TO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE YOU KNOW GOOD IDEA. GREEDY PEOPLE WHO EAT PASTRIES FROM BOX I GIVE ARE BAD PEOPLE.

Louis L\'amour Quests




The true doctor is in the house! Louis L'amour was prepared for the virus this year and has rushed to create a new cure with the help of Ian!