News Archive: Week 8, 2011

Nymphalidae has won the Pet Spotlight!

Hello, I am Titania McGee with Channel 5 News, your best source for up-to-date information.

With the mysterious pastries now confirmed to be of Zombie origin, it is hard to believe that the survival celebrations could take yet a darker turn this year, but it seems that all the activity in the Underground has sparked confusion and violence in the terrible infected beast.

Unfortunately, I was not able to gain access to the Underground as a human, so information about the terrible creature is slim at this time. Pet owners, expecially those that train their pets for colliseum events, are reminded to steer clear of the Underground, and to let professionals handle whatever monsterous creature lurks below.

Hello, Jack Cardale here.

I want to thank everyone for their prompt attention to our help request. Subeta is lucky to have such diligent and conscientious citizens.

While no biological threats were found in testing on the baked goods, you have no doubt noticed the code included on the tops of these pastries. It appears to be Morse Code, and we have reason to believe that some secret message will be transmitted within the coming days.

The SAI will be passing out quick-reference sheets for Morse Code to anyone with a full set of pastries. We ask citizens to continue to be vigilant, and report anything that looks like a secret message to your local field office immediately.

Thank you, and have a pleasant day,

Agent Jack Cardale
Public Relations Dept.
Subeta Agency of Intelligence

The Salon has updated two of its styles, Paparazzi and Coffee. And the famous Pixie cut has returned!

The Recycle beast is requesting new items! Also, congratulations to Rhavaniel for winning a Gold Potion in the Potion Lottery!

Cecelia has won the Pet Spotlight!

The Blackheart Hollow has two boxes of lingerie. Are you lucky enough to grab one?

The Subetan Citizen\'s Committee for Fashion is reminding you that even open, weeping flesh wounds all over your body is no excuse not to look FABULOUS. In order to promote haute couture in these times of...ickyness, I have teamed up with the keepers of the Cash Shop in order to offer you 20% off all clothing items in both the Subeautique AND the Cash Shop. This sale will last this weekend only, so make sure you take advantage...we do ask that you try to keep your bodily fluids off of the merchandise.

I\'ll also be pulling out all the stops and restocking as many fabulous clothes as possible!

The Token Shop has two new festive boxes of lingerie. Which will you go with?

Enjoy this lovely new Free Gift!

Whether you are diseased or healthy, show off your body with these new pieces of lingerie from the Clothing Rack!

The Recycle beast is requesting new items! Also, congratulations to HoodieNinja for winning a Gold Potion in the Potion Lottery!

Gwendolyn has won the Pet Spotlight!

Hello, I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 news, your best source for up to date information.

Breaking News from the Subeta Agency of Intelligence: It seems that the boxes of pastries and trinkets have their origins in the Zombie Underground, and already, Subeta is on edge - Could this be a new means of spreading the virulent zombie infection that just two short years ago threatened us all?

Citizens are encouraged to securely store any objects they have found in these mysterious giftboxes until more information is available, or they are picked up by the appropriate authorities. If you have eaten any of these pastries or fed any to your pets, please make your way to your nearest medical facility for decontamination, testing, and treatment.

The SAI is requesting that citizens come forward with any information they have about the giftboxes.

Hello, I am Titania McGee with the Channel 5 news team.

There seems to be something afoot in the underground, according to leaked SAI documents from an insider. Numerous reports from un-named "junior agents" mention a previously-undiscovered creature lurking in the darkness.

As of yet, there have been no reports of injuries caused by this creature, but citizens are advised to stay away from the Shadowglen Underground until there is more definitive information about the origins of the beast.

The Recycle beast is requesting new items! Also, congratulations to Foxet for winning a Twilight Potion in the Potion Lottery!

Quentin is the weekend quest! Do those quests for increased prizes and special rewards!

° has won the Pet Spotlight!

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SKITTERS WORK LONG YEAR ON NEW ITEMS AND GETTING THEM TO SELL FOR YOU. SKITTERS WANT YOU TO BUY MY THINGS SO SKITTERS CAN UPGRADE TO APARTMENT IN THE SKUH-EYE.

SKITTERS ALSO WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT SENDING PASTRIES TO FRIENDS AND PEOPLE YOU KNOW GOOD IDEA. GREEDY PEOPLE WHO EAT PASTRIES FROM BOX I GIVE ARE BAD PEOPLE.

The true doctor is in the house! Louis L'amour was prepared for the virus this year and has rushed to create a new cure with the help of Ian!