Hello, I'm Titania McGee with Channel 5 news, your best source for up to date information.
Breaking News from the Subeta Agency of Intelligence: It seems that the boxes of pastries and trinkets have their origins in the Zombie Underground, and already, Subeta is on edge - Could this be a new means of spreading the virulent zombie infection that just two short years ago threatened us all?
Citizens are encouraged to securely store any objects they have found in these mysterious giftboxes until more information is available, or they are picked up by the appropriate authorities. If you have eaten any of these pastries or fed any to your pets, please make your way to your nearest medical facility for decontamination, testing, and treatment.
The SAI is requesting that citizens come forward with any information they have about the giftboxes.
hmmm where to take the message is the next question of the day hee hee. have a great day/night folks:)