Pastries Contain Morse Code



Hello, Jack Cardale here.

I want to thank everyone for their prompt attention to our help request. Subeta is lucky to have such diligent and conscientious citizens.

While no biological threats were found in testing on the baked goods, you have no doubt noticed the code included on the tops of these pastries. It appears to be Morse Code, and we have reason to believe that some secret message will be transmitted within the coming days.

The SAI will be passing out quick-reference sheets for Morse Code to anyone with a full set of pastries. We ask citizens to continue to be vigilant, and report anything that looks like a secret message to your local field office immediately.

Thank you, and have a pleasant day,

Agent Jack Cardale
Public Relations Dept.
Subeta Agency of Intelligence
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ignored
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Shouldn't he be holding a pastry now instead of an orb?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Norn
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That... was a quick one. Too bad that the achievements were only achievable for those who got the infection early.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hetalia
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It'd be funny if the morse code just said "Be sure to drink your ovaltine!". I can't STAND A Christmas Story. It's the 2nd worst movie ever behind Justina Beaver: Never Say Never. But that would still be so funny. :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NorthernStar
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well the Morse code was pretty obvious but the problem is that the pastrys get arranged alphabetically in your collection so there is no point in figuring the meaning from there because you'll get nonsence well I guess we'll just have to wait :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by theicedemon
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Nooo, so little time! ;___; Why does school exist?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zadorvp
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Far too little time given, wish I had had more time to actually work on these. Oh well, this has never been about being fair xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Betty
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please.....let us more time for the inspections......

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by InvaderGEL
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....Will the Morse code cheat sheet be distributed to zombies as well? I'm trying to collect Morse-related items right now and I'd be sad if I couldn't get it just because I wanted to play delivery-corpse.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Meta_575
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SAI...

You disgust me. What you're doing to Us - the accusations you dare make regarding Us - is deplorable. YOU are the reason We hate mankind. YOU are the reason We will never find peace. YOU are the reason why...

... we will never have nice things ;_;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Raynn
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pretty pathetic to barely give people 24 hours to get boxes inspected...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Coppy
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boo :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Betty
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noooo I had 3 more left...:( why such a short time! i'm really disappointed! I spent so much time on line and now... :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ravel
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I wonder what the code means. I wrote it down and it makes no sense, but I doubt that the pastries are in the correct order.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Prizzly
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bleeeeeeh why do the awesome stuff happen when Im asleep x_x

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LadyKai
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Well.. this is certainly moving along, eh? Ah well, didn't really want those inspecting achievements anyhoo.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lamb_774
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Whelp, I have a full collection, got the codes copied down, and the paper stashed into my vault. Unless the pastries are in order, which I doubt, cause my notes make NO sense, I haven't a clue what they are telling me...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bruja
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Wow. Haven't even become a zombie yet. Lame. :/

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CaptanFlowers
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.... .- ! .... .- ! .. / .- -- / .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- / ..-. .-.. ..- . -. - / . -. / . - !

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tropicandy
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Well... that's bull.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jodie
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SO glad I finished these this morning xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SheDevil
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Geez why did they shut down the inspecting part. I just got to stage 6 today to start getting boxes to send to others and they were still sending them to me.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Harlot
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Just translated it and it wasn't terribly illustrious :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Flarien
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NOOOOO

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Writhe
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I know it was morse!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deryn_786
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D: I can't help the SAI but I also can't help the Zombies :P Why must diseases take so long!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Darkk_AFN
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Dangit!!! I just started doing the inspections for the achievements, and 'as' I was doing them it was shut down. Stupid luck...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Allura
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Awesome. Managed to finish it before this. Happiness.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Millgret
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I finished my collection today, I'm happy now. :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vague
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I just found Creased Snippet of Paper on the ground, wonder if it has anything to do with this...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Eris
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Cut off post D8 I have all of the sheets but buggar me if i can figure this out ;_;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Eris
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GWAH I have the sheet yes, but buggar me if i can figure this out >.>'

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by razor
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ASDJKGNF NO. TOO FAST. WHY? fffffffffffffffffffffff i wanted that achievement...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Elektroloop
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yeah, i was trying to get all the achievements, but its pretty impossible... some of them you need to be human, others you need to be zombie... and i never got all the inspections i needed people that were zombied from last year got some extra time to do all this stuff

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rayen
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Well it's not like you can't figure out the code without sheets? Info on the letters has been all over the forms for some time now?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mary
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HOW COME THERE ARE NO PASTRIES FOR THE PUNCTUATION?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Khalek
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Aw man, this sounds so interesting. Sadly I have only one pastry in my collection.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by horcrux
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LOL I think I have...4. And I still have 2 or 3 days until I'm stage 6. Oh well, I'll go maybe pick some up off shop search if they're reasonable priced.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CakeMoose
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Riiiiight, I was collecting pastries to help the SAI... :P I got my collection without paying 1sP

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nemui
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welll my hopes of getting some pastries inspected is gone since it takes way to freaken long to progress. i feel this event is being rushed to get over with. this is one of those events where you basically become a zombie from the gecko or your screwed..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nightwing
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Aw man. :<

Give 25 pastry boxes to the SAI for inspection. 22/25

I THINK YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION JACK YOU REALLY DO. LIKE 3 MORE BOXES WORTH.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Howesha
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I just an event

You found Dirty Scrap of Paper on the ground. Might as well pick it up; it might come in handy!

Maybe it has something to do with this

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by raichu_466
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damn it. My infeccion is SO SLOW! I WANT TO BE A ZOMBIW NOW PLZ!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SEA
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Wow, I JUST finished my pastry collection. :P Waits for prices to shoot up

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Deathscythe
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Well a full collection huh? You're a funny man, Cardale...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cass
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I bet it says "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Keith
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You can still get the pastry boxes, and you can still open them.. which has pastries inside.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Merida
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Still waiting on my virus to progress!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Para
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AND THE PLOT THICKENS.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Eternal
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Already noticed the morse code. But. I have barely any pastries. Darn.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by jersey
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Full set? Jack Cardale is funny. lol

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