Hello, I am Titania McGee with Channel 5 News, your best source for up-to-date information.
With the mysterious pastries now confirmed to be of Zombie origin, it is hard to believe that the survival celebrations could take yet a darker turn this year, but it seems that all the activity in the Underground has sparked confusion and violence in the terrible infected beast.
Unfortunately, I was not able to gain access to the Underground as a human, so information about the terrible creature is slim at this time. Pet owners, expecially those that train their pets for colliseum events, are reminded to steer clear of the Underground, and to let professionals handle whatever monsterous creature lurks below.
I must be rather dense.. I have yet to figure this event out! Although the pieces of paper are coming together rather nicely in my vault!!