So this is my first game, and I hope it works out.
Basicly you need an excuse. The person before you will come up with something you need an excuse for your job is to make the excuse. Then make another situation for the next person.
Don't worry about repeats, because Why are you late will probly come up alot.
So an example would be..
Why are you late?
Sorry, I was rezing the dead and it got kinda complicated when I tried to explain to the zombies why I wanted them to do my laundry.
Edit: And I guess the person to start it needs something to go with
So
Why are you late lol
because i'm your father,
why must you always backsass me?
'Cause my big brother says I can since you're not him.
Why didn't you take me to the park?
because i am busy doing the wizard quest.
Why dont you go to the park by your self?
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because i'm a cripple and also, i smell.
why won't you buy me a wheelchair, or a proper shower?
'cause I'm a pirate, and I don't share me moneys
why should I anyways?
because I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
Why won't you help me?
Because I'm too busy drinking Mountain Dew.
Why won't you drink Mountain Dew with me?
Becuase mountain dew is secretly an immensly complicated plot to take over the brains of the young and middle aged so that the lightning bugs can rule our world and stick us in jars as a way of inacting their revenge..........[translation:I don't like it]
Why can't we drink something else?
Because we're just too damn lazy!
Why didn't you just go buy another drink?
Because my big bro took away my fake ID.
Why did you tell my bro to do that?
Because you are bad and you should feel bad
How did you get one of those anyway?
You obviously don't know my big bro. He's got eyes in the back of his head.
Where were you on the morning of May 6th, 2009?
I thought people slept in the morning, so you know, I was probly passed out.
Why do you want to know?
ahh..because your panda said i could..thats right..ya..uh huh thats it!!
why'd you leave dirty footprints on the walls and floors??
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I shoved it up my nose along with those crayons you bought me...
Why wont you buy me some more?!
Because I have to use the bathroom!
Where's the bloody toilet paper?!
Because my cat ate all the tissues and this leaf was all I had left.
How could this happen?