...Oh...I thought you were. I thought we alllll were evil laugh plz

Can I have a go on that chainsaw?

Yeah sure, but only if you do me a favor and kill my annoying neighbor.

Why are you trying to paint my cat?

Because I thought it was Halloween and you didn't gave me candy.

And you put salt in my tea why?

wow I didn't even think this game would last :D Love you guys

I put salt in your tea to save you the horrible cavities you'll experiance in years to come!

Why are you drinking the detox tea?

I just want be clean inside.

Why are you asking me to drink this?

Why did the person above [ahem] [cough] not give me a situation to give an excuse for?

I kidnapped said person and locked them in a cage before they could give you a situation.

Why do you need to give an excuse for something?

Because it very clearly was not my fault.

Why did you strap yourself to a kite?

I did not! The kite strapped itself to me.

Why do you always think everything is my fault?

Because I'm not making the excuse to justify myself.

Why are you walking on your hands and not wearing any pants?

Because I'm the jolly king of england

Why did you put drugs in my drink?

....Erm, some guy down that allyway...yeah.

Where's my flying monkey?

"was"...not anymore!! I stuffed her in my closet and stole her monkeys.

Can I wear your hat?

Because it is full of teh awesomeness ^_^

Where did that chicken run off to?

umm i dont know ok ok i ate it (spits out a feather)

why didnt u eat it

Lol! Who said we weren't? xD

P-p-pick up a penguin?