Because he had inexplicable hormonal attraction to dogs.

Why are you so immature?

Cuz I Can and I like it

Why do you look like that?

Yeah but then you are one too

Why arent you doing your homework?

Cause my rat ate it....

Why do you care if my homework is done?

Because my cousin was in town and held me hostage and made me do it.

Why are you wearing my clothes? (funnnny IRL story 'bout that XD)

because for some reason i found you naked on my front doorstep unconscious..so i thought ' HEY ILL BE A GOOD FRIEND ' and provided you with my clothes that girls are really only fit to wear....true story

when the **** did we get icecream?

When I noticed we was out.

Why you no like ice cream?

because the look on your face say you certaintly dislike something.....

why are we on the subject of ice cream?

....... second wind?

why must these things be so distracting?!?

well I am surely not the cause..perhaps all the skirts chasing you about eh.

Or was that all of your own doing then?

Nah, he's just adorable and irresistable in a he doesn't believe he is kind of way.. ;p

Why do I keep sleeping in so much lately?

Long nights of partying :P

Why is the sky blue?

deep pools of reflection from refractions within your green lovelies

why do pirates bring about such lust?

Because of their natural horny scent.

Can you smell it?

...yes.

You smell it NOW?

I shouldn't smell, I took a shower.

Why is everyone sniffing me? T-T

No need for that dude. I just took a shower. I'm clean, I swear.

Why are you stealing my cookies?

Because if I stuff them down my socks they make me taller.

Where's my pineapple hat?

I swear to god a huge mutant rat stole it...

Why is my heart broken?

A giant ape came storming into your house and pushed it onto the floor where it then proceeded to smash. I swear I tried to stop it though.

Why did you say letting the ape out of the zoo was a good idea?