What\'s YOUR Excuse V1
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To poke the sanity out of sweet, innocent carin- Wth? Go telemarketers!
Why aren't more people insane?
They are. You are, too. We all are - we're just too insane to know.
Why did you buy that completely useless toy?
Because when I pole danced ...my legs stuck to it's freezy surface.
Why wont you unstick me?
Because it's freezing! And the penguin nibbling my toes is getting angry...
Can you lend me some socks?
No, eww, that's unhygienic.
Why do you want to borrow my socks?
Cause you never told me what your definition of "it" was?
Why didn't you brush your hair?
Cause I'm lazy and dont like the chowder :P
Does my being lazy bother you?
Cause we're not motivated?
And if we were, motivated, would we still be lazy :P lol
WHy for are you not motivated?
Becuase you and every one else have yet to motivate me
why haven't you guys motivated me yet?
Cause Im not the type to motivate
Why hasn't gotten his chowder yet?
Becuase he's a pain in the bum and is busy getting that butterfly of his back instead
Why must you ask such questions?
Because these are the kind of questions no one else dares to ask.
Why don't you ask these questions more often?
Because my tiny brain can't handle the pressure!
Why can't I open this can of beans?
I didn't ask about your lunch, that was your friend, speedycakii. I asked where babies came from, and you still havent answered me! xD
Why is there purple paint on your pants?
Cause your names not House? Or Christan Troy.
Why didn't you ask a question before?
Zombies need love too y'know!
What's that smell?
my rotting flesh from hugging to many zombies :D
Does my smell bother you?
A run-away Nargle got caught in it and thrashed around until I disentangled it... Then a gorilla passing by rubbed his hand in it really hard. I pulled out a brush, but a talking parrot passed overhead and crapped on it. D8
Why is your dog so annoying?
He was physically abused by his step father who just so happened to be an elephant.
Why did his step father have to be an elephant? Oh why?