The Hustler has been acting extra shifty lately. Maybe you should investigate...
In a completely unrelated note, an important weapons shipment mysteriously "went missing" this afternoon. We managed to salvage a few Fanciful Boxes that were overlooked in the theft, and will be holding those for future battle event prizes. Unfortunately, everything else appears to be long gone.
also, are you able to reveal how many non-elitist (self included) tried to buy that 9b thinking it was 9m? cause that'd be funny. let us in on the laugh too, k thx.