The Hustler has been acting extra shifty lately. Maybe you should investigate...
In a completely unrelated note, an important weapons shipment mysteriously "went missing" this afternoon. We managed to salvage a few Fanciful Boxes that were overlooked in the theft, and will be holding those for future battle event prizes. Unfortunately, everything else appears to be long gone.

I think 2021 is messing with my mind lol.

Yes! You put this very well. Imagine how much could have been done if they’d spent as much time brainstorming making battling as a whole accessible to the broader group as they did on figuring out how to uphold the investment of a few.