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Mar 8, 2018 8 years ago
Solsticesprite
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As numbers with personalities go, one is just that peculiar and nobody knows why it does that. It has vexed mathematicians and psychology for centuries.

Seven eight nine?

Mar 8, 2018 8 years ago
pink_dolphin
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The goose drank wine.

Why did the monkey chew tobacco on the street car line?

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Mar 8, 2018 8 years ago
cjstart
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Bruce Wayde

I mean, it's just something you gotta try once in your life, right?

How is magic cast?

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Mar 9, 2018 8 years ago
Dragonfish
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Altostratus Tea

The same way you put a cast on a broken arm.

Why do mice love cheese?

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Mar 9, 2018 8 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

To show no weakness to their enemy.

How did my balance end up in imaginary numbers?

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Mar 9, 2018 8 years ago
Solsticesprite
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The diced beets you ate gave you diarrhea and so you got a nutrient negative cubed root.

What is the sum of the integral over a closed surface?

Mar 9, 2018 8 years ago
Dustie
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Pashmina

Undercooked spaghetti

How long is a piece of string?

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Mar 9, 2018 8 years ago
KatchRocketman
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About ^ that long.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

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Mar 10, 2018 8 years ago
Dragonfish
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The same amount of would you wood knead to need some bread dough.

Why do dogs wag their tails?

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Mar 11, 2018 8 years ago
cjstart
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Bruce Wayde

It's how they get all their extra energy worked out.

Why did that door open on its own?

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Mar 11, 2018 8 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Hell, all this world is a prison.

Then whose fault was it?

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Mar 11, 2018 8 years ago
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Bruce Wayde

The tree. It took offense.

What made that noise?

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Mar 11, 2018 8 years ago
Solsticesprite
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The endless soul-destroying cold darkness of space and time. You have been hearing it all your life.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Mar 11, 2018 8 years ago
Dustie
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Pashmina

There is no finishing a tootsie pop. You just keep licking until the world ends.

What are the main ingredients to a cake?

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Mar 15, 2018 8 years ago
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Bruce Wayde

Egg shells, crushed corn, salt, and sour cream.

My hair is falling out; what do I do?

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Mar 15, 2018 8 years ago
Solsticesprite
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Put soft pillows around your head and neck so it doesn't get hurt too badly when it does that. I'm sure if you kiss it and tell it kind words and some antibiotic spray and a bandage you can persuade it to go back up there no matter how high it seems.

What is your favorite magazine?

Mar 15, 2018 8 years ago
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Bruce Wayde

Golf Digest because I'm just some super rich billionaire playboy! Who's definitely not eating ramen right now because she can't afford anything better!

How do AC systems works?

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Mar 17, 2018 8 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

All too well.

You never bite a vampire turned human?

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Mar 17, 2018 8 years ago
Solsticesprite
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Because then you will then get contaminated and become one. And like the Homo Sapiens animal you have horribly turned into, you will be alive. Ewwwwww.

What can we infer from the Third Law of Thermodynamics?

Mar 17, 2018 8 years ago
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Ferox

that the moon is made of cheese.

what is the most dangerous substance known to man?

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