Zebras and lions

Can you hear me now?

Yep, and you sound like a cow.

What made your afternoon go from good to great?

The rather surprising end to gravity as we know it.

How would you describe the taste of oranges?

Like a mix between yellow and red flavor.

What's Batman's guilty pleasure?

Robbing.

What's Robin's guilty pleasure?

Joining the Clown Prince of Crime every so often on his psychotic sprees.

How do you boil water?

By infection of the water's hair follicles, mainly.

Have you ever been kicked in the face?

Yup. Kickballed in the face.

What is objectively the best movie in the world?

Birdemic.

If you drank too much water from the fountain of youth, would you eventually turn into your parents?

Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny

Wherever did you buy that?

Internet.

Who is Willy Wonka's real father?

Captain Hook

Why did Mary have a little lamb?

All the little goats and big lambs were already taken. It was what she could get.

How does your garden grow?

Towards the center of the earth; they like the molten rock.

How do you properly sew a seam?

Seams sew themselves, silly!

Why is the sky blue?

Because because the rain made in feel sad.

What is black and white and red all over?

Radio spectrum graffiti.

Is that the motor?

Of course not, the motor is that tiny thing over there. This is the hamster-wheel-electrical-generator, the most efficient generator available.

What hides in the dark?

The Sun. That's why it's dark and you can hide too. The Moon is coming!

How do cephalopods see?

Into the future!

Why don't water bears/tardigrades die?