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They prefer to play cards when they gamble. A die is not needed.
How do flowers attract bees?
Underwhelming expectations.
Are we fired yet?
No, you're watered.
How many ostriches are there?
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One. It just keeps resurrecting itself like a phoenix.
Can you live without your skin?
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Only on Wednesdays.
Mummy, how are babies made?
When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... the president of the Illuminati comes while they sleep and gives them a baby.
How did that one lady survive her 1700 foot fall?
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By taking one more step right after the last one.
What's the best way to flush a toilet?
With your face.
What's the best hair style out there?
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How is damascus steel made?
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Normal steel must be taken to the highest point on the highest mountain and combined with the vanilla essence by a Damascan sheep herder.
How do birds fly?
Same as a helicopter: propellers above body and spinning the heck out of them.
What are horns made out of?
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Honks. Lots and lots of honks, most of them you need so many geese! However English Horns are made of Englishmen and French Horns are made of brie.
What are drums made of?
Depends on the type of drum. Snare drums are made a rass and sass, timpanis are made of slow songs, bongos are made of bongs (you tell the knock offs 'cause they'll be made of gos instead), and bass drum are made of booms.
How do magnets work?
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Not at all right now because they went on strike just about 3 minutes ago.
Why do birds sing?
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The birds joined the choir because all the musical instruments were too heavy for them to lift.
What's for dinner?
Owner of EVERY Charlie item on Subeta!
Member of Team BFFs & Team Gold!
The souls of the innocent!
A cursed doll is walking up to you: what should you do?
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Smile of course and say with a big smile,"Haven't we met before? If not I am heading to the circus,I know all of the clowns ".
You are driving down the road and the is a huge traffic jam up ahead. Your response is to??
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Suddenly remember that I can't drive and promptly crash into the car behind me.
If you have four apples and someone takes away half, what do they have?
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Not enough for a pie, the rascal! Give me back my apples!
Why are all insects seemingly attracted to lights?
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