Granted, but now everything else won't stop making noise.

I wish school was easy for me.

Granted, but you never get to finish it

I wish to have more energy

granted. You are now bouncing off the walls, so full of energy that you can't get anything done.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

You're no longer allergic to cats, but they're now allergic to you. :o

I wish I had a fizzy drink.

Granted, but the fizzing sensation in your mouth doesn't go away even after you drink it.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early

granted, you fail to go to bed at all, therefore you don't have to wake up.

I wish I had a banana.

You have the banana, but it's so rotten and leaking. c:

I wish I had breakfast in bed right now.

Granted, but your food is cold (unless you prefer cold breakfast food?)

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time

You're no longer tired, but you drink so much coffee you vibrate everywhere! vvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVvvvv

You evidently have no wishes left. :P

I wish I had more energy for my gardening.

ughh I always forget to wish!!

I wish my mum didn't need me to help turn her bedspread. x)

You now have the energy, but you no longer have the drive and decide to hire a gardener instead. :o

granted. She finds the money to hire someone to help her out and no longer needs your help for anything, you are lonely and miss her.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Granted. Days last 48 hours, and now instead of eight hour shifts, everyone is pulling sixteen hour shifts!

I wish I had a hot chocolate right now.

Granted, but it got cold because you got frozen and weren't able to come back to drink it. =x

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, you live forever but the Earth is destroyed

I wish to have a bag of chocolate!

granted, but its several years old has that gray powder on it and tastes horribly stale.

I wish I had lots of money.

Granted, but you're only allowed to spend it on pencils

I wish I had a dog

Granted, but it poops on the floor every day.

I wish I had a corkscrew. (Seriously, I got a bottle of Two-Buck Chuck here and no way to open it. Gosh dang it. I knew I should have stuck with the stuff in a box.)

granted, but upon opening it you discover your wine has turned to vinegar. And strangely enough every time you use that corkscrew, you get vinegar instead of wine.

I wish I was healthy

- Granted, but now you're so healthy that scientists want to take a blood sample from you every day to study how they can share this gift to the rest of humanity.

I wish I had better eyesight and hearing.