granted but now you can only draw horses with 5 legs

I wish for a free Spotify subscription

Granted, but somehow the system is botched and instead of music, all you hear are neverending ads.

I wish that I wasn't sick.

granted, but in order to get well, you slept through your entire vacation and you are now back at work.

I wish I was better at keeping to my schedule!

Granted, but now you have a very slow and boring schedule

I wish to lose some weight

granted, you lose so much weight that you disappear entirely (like your HA!).

I wish we'd discover evidence of extra-terrestrial life.

doesnt sounds bad at all! xD Granted, but now there is a invasion

I wish for fairies to be real

granted, but they are vicious, vindictive and cruel and wreak havoc everywhere.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but you can only sing songs you hate

I wish to not have wavy hair

granted - but it all sticks straight up in the air.

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i wish i could exercise without getting tired

granted, but all the exercise equipment breaks as soon as you begin to use it, or other things interfere if try to exercise without equipment.

I wish I'd already smashed 500K bugs.

Granted, but now you can't use your dominant hand.

I wish technology didn't frustrate me.

granted, but now you can't use any technology at all

I wish for a longer masquerade

granted, the rest of us appreciate your wish tremendously, but unfortunately you fall into a coma and wake the day after the extension is over.

I wish I could squeeze in the time to work on my 250 achievement guide.

Granted, but now thats all you can work on

I wish for infinite sP

Granted, but the economy explodes and the site ceases to exist.

I wish I could think of something clever to wish for.

granted, but you never get to actually make that wish.

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i wish i had candy

Granted but you now have a major cavity and it hurts every time you eat some.

I wish the temp would always be 72 degrees F

granted, but your metabolism changes and you're always and forever cold at that temperature. The rest of the world, meanwhile, is very happy and stares at you strangely sitting there in your parka.

I wish it was easier to think up clever ways to ruin wishes.

I laughed so hard at that because that is exactly what would happen! :P Granted, but now no one posts any wishes.

I wish health care wasn't so expensive.

Granted, health care becomes dirt cheap - in Vatican City.

I wish I could drink more coffee without getting migraines.